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PubOption's avatar

Was that Jesus or Bob?

PubOption's avatar

Gordon College is probably one of the nations premier Christian colleges located just north of Boston.

artem1s's avatar

apostate! I sincerely believe you should be burned at the stake, with votes, of course

artem1s's avatar

to be fair, I'm betting they want all the wimmenz to be abstaining and not exposing their knees or shoulders lest the male students be forced to get all rapey on them.

artem1s's avatar

VMI tried the tradition line BS, also, too. Scalia's dissent was mind scalding. His lapdog Thomas recused himself because his son was attending at the time.

artem1s's avatar

I want Darth Cheney to personally go to Iraq and Afghanistan and pick up all the bullets and depleted uranium that was purchased with my taxes and dispose of them properly in Liz's twat.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

You're gonna need a book, some sort of flowy garment, some good walking shoes and either a beard or a bald head, but not both. Nobody listens to a dude with a beard AND a bald head.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Thanks, Sammy. Thanks a whole lot.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Meanwhile...in another dimension...

Obama: Tell you what, sky pilot...you can get a waiver for your anti-gay stance and long as the US government gets a waiver on your tax exempt status.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Jesus loves me this I know, you on the other hand can't work here. What is good enough for Jesus is good enough for me - and you aren't good enough.

The Quirk's avatar

And presumably, when they want to discriminate against blahs and browns, what, O WHAT, will the government be able to do about that?

schmannity's avatar

Salem just revoked Gordon's use of its town hall as violative of the town's anti-discrimination policy. Can't catch a break! Awwww.

PubOption's avatar

Their President might be testifying before the supreme court, before too long.

PubOption's avatar

Why would Gordon College want to associate itself with a town known for witchcraft?