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You people disgust me. My horns are NOT handles!!@!11!!

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Shush now, an empty mouth is the devil's playground.

I may be misquoting that.

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Damn, living in the secular world must really suck for them.

Ah who am I kidding. That bitch be CRAY-ZEE!

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Because they also think that aliens are really demons.

So when a song's music video has aliens in it, it is, according to crazy christians, actually glorifying satan.

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I wonder how much of her outrage is generated by KP having alien sex with a blah man. Plus, it's right there in the song! "Fill me with your poison!" Come on, that's gotta be code for Satan, amirite? /rolleyes

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"When you walk with with Satan, the way she does."

Really? That just didn't evoke a Tom Waits' song, instead of that slip I didn't clink on?

(Yeah, you're thinking that "Wire" song. No. When you walk with Satan, you march to another tune.)

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...or my mom. But I do hear it daily

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Also, too, I'd guess paying child support for Caliban isn't a whole lot of fun.

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Who knows? Attractive, wild, unpredictable, talented. And she is not much different.

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After this rant her son immediately saw she was right and he should not have strayed from the Lord's path. Tough love, hate by another name, has shown its value once again.

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Off Topic other news

Meanwhile in GB All officers 'should have degrees', says College of Policing (via the BBC) and in other other news the UK has a College of Policing. Expecting police officers to be educated is obviously a sign of Sharia Law.

Also - despite Prince Charles - the UK may be about to blacklist homeopathic medicines from being prescribed, Huzzah!!! sometime next year, maybe - Booo!!!! again via the BBC

Anybody else here heard of "Singles Day? Well in China and other places it is apparently bigger than Black Friday and Cyber Monday for the online sales organisation Alibaba via Stuff NZ

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the phrase "renaissance crazy" is a keeper. I suspect it's going to be applicable to more and more in the public eye. Today's Internet is the 15th century Florence of crazy.

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enough of her type voting can kill me and anyone else dependent on Social Security and Medicare to continue living.

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I always thought it was this one

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Sooooo....are there any modern christianists who are not utter fame whores?

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No kidding. I've been married almost 14 years and my mother-in-law has never once called me by my correct name.

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