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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM. The Squeaker of the Louse is a liar, a hypocrite, and a very unfunny joke.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Mr. Speaker, thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbors.

Brianna Amore's avatar

If you don't want to be called a Christian Nationalist then stop trying to turn America into a Christian nation, Mike. We see you.

HoldOnOldChap's avatar

So he doesn't want to be called a Christian Nationalist? Well OK. Perhaps we can come up with some other appropriate thing...

Brianna Amore's avatar

How about a Nationalist Christian? Or Nat-C for short?

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

There are people in his party, in his house, who unabashedly call themselves Christian Nationalists. I guess he should have a word with them about how not to say that out loud. Oh, that's right, nobody listens to him there.

Hugo's avatar

I robbed a bank. But then I changed my name and robbed another bank so I’m not a repeat offender.

This is the Trump logic.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Fuck Tiny Johnson into the Sun! We have the Delta V!

el duderino's avatar

More like Operation Epic Fail, amirite?

"M"'s avatar

Operation Epstein Files

Bupkus231's avatar

Fuck Moses Mike - if he doesn't know the history of "Christian Nationalism" and "America First" in this country, he cannot be considered an educated man. So, why do we have a moron in the Speaker's position? Because he will do anything, say anything to maintain his position, whether it's lying like a rug or sucking up to the Orange Asshole - and, to the GOP, those are assets.

Warren's avatar

Good Old Gerald LK Smith!! You know, the Giant Jesus of the Ozarks is still in Arkansas. Maybe Ben Shapiro could do a live podcast along with Dennis Prager about how America has always been a Judeo Christian Nation with Western values. Like those of the Reverend Smith.

Sherry's avatar

I love how they bitch about the Muslims who enact Sharia law. Meanwhile these buttholes want to use a patriarchal religion to control women. Explain how that’s different little Mikey!

"M"'s avatar

Funny how no media correspondent ever bothers to ask him that question

Caepan's avatar

Holy Mike: "The difference is that we're wholesome followers of our Lord, and they're a bunch of heathen people with funny names that sound like basketball players."

Hank Napkin's avatar

"Well answering that, Ms. Bream, would be like me standing up, dropping my pants, my underpants and my sub underpants and letting you have a peek at what the missus calls my lil' nest egg."

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Donald has only got one ball

Miller has two but very small

Hegseth has beat his to death

And Mike Johnson has no balls at all.

tek's avatar

"One nation under God" ... only since 1954, mikey... "Following heavy lobbying by the Knights of Columbus (a Catholic fraternal organization)"

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so kiss my grits.

Warren's avatar

Dont forget Cecil B DeMille, who gave us monuments of the 10 Commandments to promote his remake of his movie The 10 Commandments. Serving God and Mammon simultaneously!

Robert Eckert's avatar

A graven image of the commandments including Don't Make Graven Images

Barney's avatar

Johnson has no shame.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

It’s like it’s been bred out of him. It’s uncanny.

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Dominionist Zionist Mike Johnson it is!