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Daniel K.'s avatar

"Submarine mostation" FTW!

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

that guy has hit peak Backpfeifengesicht

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What A Debacle's avatar

If he would team up with Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman... it would be truly EPIC.

#3Putzketeers

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John Santos's avatar

"Even as a lifelong atheist, I am feeling a little moved." Have you tried Dramamine?

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Sgt JMK's avatar

Well, to be fair, that did make me call out Jesus' name a few times.

As in "JEEEEEEEEZUS... is he kidding? Oh good LORD..."

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Marycat2021's avatar

Two words: Who cares?

This guy is nobody.

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Kyle Sparks's avatar

He's only in his early 30's too. These young republican types always look like creepy soulless dolls, but he takes it to an entirely new level. He claims to be Michigan's most conservative state representative, and represents a district which is 90% white, and hasn't elected a Democrat since 1992.

Per Michigan state law, he can spend up to 12 years between the State House (2 yr terms) and Senate (4 year terms). He's in his second term in the House. Let's see how fast he burns bridges and turns himself into a pariah.

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FloridaFloozy's avatar

29 seconds was all I could take. Doesn't this guy have anyone in his life to tell him "Dude, that's not even a little bit good"?

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🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

🎶 He's got Michele Bachmann eyes 🎶

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Gimlet's avatar

Well that's. . . a face.

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EFS's avatar

Crazy eyes

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AthenaH2SO4's avatar

It's been a rough day, and I very much needed that laugh. I didn't actually listen, though.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. I made it through four seconds. What did I win?

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Tetman Callis's avatar

Words fail me. And I see I am not alone.

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Maybe's avatar

I can't be sure which is worse: the words, the music, or the voice. It's a tough call.

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Pexas Teat's avatar

This is the kind of shit we'd hear in southern New Mexico. Radio desert, but there are these shitty Christian pirate radio stations. The worst in the world!

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Maybe's avatar

He's singing in tongues. Or is it Christian rap? Or both?

He also has crazy eyes (much like one of my cats, but I love cats). As with porn, crazy eyes are hard to define, but you know them when you see them.

The dead dog on the cover, though, is wholly appropriate. Dogs have better hearing than humans and that doomed the poor creature on the spot.

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