Oh gawd, the Christian Right just gets weirder and more insane every time we read news, which would actually not be news except for the fact that gay wax sculpture Rick Perry has tuned into these weirdos who claim that Jesus or whoever is in charge of heaven's email spam system forwarded these remarkably insane people a prophesy identifying Perry as their next king. From a sad/horrifying
Bush did manage it, but Perry seems more craven and less coke-addled. He knows how to ride this shit out to riches. What has W done since leaving office? He's shown up at motivational seminars that charged as little as $5 to get in - low rent hucksterism. Perry can take whatever he does and end up the heir to Pat Robertson's crusty ass on 700 Club. Oh shit, I just saw the future in a way that I never wanted to...... Um. Back to Curb Your Enthusiasm for me. I got circus, where's my bread?
Not to mention what happens to Jezebel's husband, the rightful but commie-socialist-liberal king. Not hard to see where the Xtian asshats are going with this particlular fantasy.
I'm actually looking forward to seeing what happens when you get a dozen of these delusional apostles and prophets into "receiving messages from God" mode, and then try to fix the economy based on the advice that God beams into their heads.
I'm guessing that God doesn't want to raise taxes on the rich, for starters.
I remember John McCain got a lot of heat talking about during Vietnam a sailor he "could just tell" was gay. Because, the argument went, McCain was using stereotypes and you can't "just tell".
But McCain was right. You can tell about some people. It's the gaydar thing. Your move, Dr. Bachmann.
They think every word of the Bible is literally true. They think dogma built around the Bible is real. They think prophecies by shmucks on teevee are real.
The thing they don't think is real is reality. Poverty, climate change, crime, war, sickness -- all those things are merely manifestations of the devil. As if we don't have free will and personal responsibility.
A mysterious puzzle at the heart of Dallas. A ruthless cult determined to protect it. A desperate race to uncover Rick Perry's darkest secret. (hint: he's gay)
Starring Hillary as Jezebel.
The whores!
HE took a massive dump, and they called it Oklahoma.
Hey, as long as you say the secret password "Jeebus sent me" and aren't liberal. . . .
Bush did manage it, but Perry seems more craven and less coke-addled. He knows how to ride this shit out to riches. What has W done since leaving office? He's shown up at motivational seminars that charged as little as $5 to get in - low rent hucksterism. Perry can take whatever he does and end up the heir to Pat Robertson's crusty ass on 700 Club. Oh shit, I just saw the future in a way that I never wanted to...... Um. Back to Curb Your Enthusiasm for me. I got circus, where's my bread?
Equally amazing, and perhaps more damaging, is how many of them became ministers and preachers.
I've seen Bachmann, so I know what they're talking about ... but how does that make me a prophet?
And Perry Himself is a <i>fifth-generation</i> Texan. The Farce is strong with this one.
Not to mention what happens to Jezebel&#039;s husband, the rightful but commie-socialist-liberal king. Not hard to see where the Xtian asshats are going with this particlular fantasy.
I&#039;m actually looking forward to seeing what happens when you get a dozen of these delusional apostles and prophets into &quot;receiving messages from God&quot; mode, and then try to fix the economy based on the advice that God beams into their heads.
I&#039;m guessing that God doesn&#039;t want to raise taxes on the rich, for starters.
In Ricks case, I would call it skull and boners
The 1680&#039;s and 90&#039;s?
meh.
pirates or demons or vampires or voldemort please.
christians [yawn] <i>boring</i>.
I remember John McCain got a lot of heat talking about during Vietnam a sailor he &quot;could just tell&quot; was gay. Because, the argument went, McCain was using stereotypes and you can&#039;t &quot;just tell&quot;.
But McCain was right. You can tell about some people. It&#039;s the gaydar thing. Your move, Dr. Bachmann.
They think every word of the Bible is literally true. They think dogma built around the Bible is real. They think prophecies by shmucks on teevee are real.
The thing they don&#039;t think is real is reality. Poverty, climate change, crime, war, sickness -- all those things are merely manifestations of the devil. As if we don&#039;t have free will and personal responsibility.
A mysterious puzzle at the heart of Dallas. A ruthless cult determined to protect it. A desperate race to uncover Rick Perry&#039;s darkest secret. (hint: he&#039;s gay)