Not so secret anymore It's a well-known fact that Republican sex scandals are the very best kind. For normal people who want to engage in consensual no-no sex, that's their own private no-no sex bidness, to work out with the marriage counselors and divorce lawyers. But for those whose careers are built on regurgitating bumper stickers from "the Bible," telling their fellow Americans which sex sticks should go in which sex holes, and how and when and in what position and for what purpose, well, that's a whole nother thing entirely. Like, say, if you're impeaching the president for getting some extramarital knob-polishing, while you are doing the very exact same thing. Or if you are writing amicus love notes to federal courts demanding the preservation of traditional boy-on-girl marriage, while you are
Shit happens. Own it. Move on. Clean, neat, and tidy, of course not, but no one put a gun to their heads that we are aware, so accept the ugly, and do your best to not make the children wish they, or you, were dead.
Ewww gold. State rep Courser telling himself he's a gutter politics maestro of the write-your-own-sham scam burn, "I'm potentially running for Congress, I'm not gay...that's probably part of the problem...".
11 eternal minutes of ewww. Even after his lowly aide says it won't work, that Courser can just quit, and it might go away, and even after Courser agrees it won't work, Courser immediately bounces back with, "no...they will believe some of it...Benjamin, work with me...I need to, if possible, innoculate the herd, from the gutter politics that are coming...I've been thinking about this since I first ran for office, 2 years ago, or 3 years ago, since the last time...".
Ha-ha, he is really smarter than all of you Liberal sinners, because you fell for his Jesus inspired plan to cover up being caught giving a blowjob to a gay prostitute behind Wendys with this rediculous story about him humping a vagina he doesn't own, which none of his constituents really care about since he isn't a Democrat and wasn't caught blowing another dude behind Wendys. Ha-ha.
Dr. Evil would call this scheme stupid and overcomplicated.
The biggest shock of all is that there is such a thing as a "prominent Lansing nightclub".
Shit happens. Own it. Move on. Clean, neat, and tidy, of course not, but no one put a gun to their heads that we are aware, so accept the ugly, and do your best to not make the children wish they, or you, were dead.
Well, perhaps they could also stop lecturing others about Family Values while legislating...ah, who am I kidding, they're teabaggers.
Ewww gold. State rep Courser telling himself he's a gutter politics maestro of the write-your-own-sham scam burn, "I'm potentially running for Congress, I'm not gay...that's probably part of the problem...".
11 eternal minutes of ewww. Even after his lowly aide says it won't work, that Courser can just quit, and it might go away, and even after Courser agrees it won't work, Courser immediately bounces back with, "no...they will believe some of it...Benjamin, work with me...I need to, if possible, innoculate the herd, from the gutter politics that are coming...I've been thinking about this since I first ran for office, 2 years ago, or 3 years ago, since the last time...".
They probably are. This is the culture that inspired the term "saddlebacking", after all.
My thoughts exactly. Lansing is my hometown so I found that one very humorous.
#sixpacklivesmatter
There's a video...?
Thanks for that book cover! Now we all know how Lucy and Ricky met.
The most common sexual fantasy among Republican Christian Conservative men and women is having sex with Jesus.
Amen.
Ha-ha, he is really smarter than all of you Liberal sinners, because you fell for his Jesus inspired plan to cover up being caught giving a blowjob to a gay prostitute behind Wendys with this rediculous story about him humping a vagina he doesn't own, which none of his constituents really care about since he isn't a Democrat and wasn't caught blowing another dude behind Wendys. Ha-ha.
This is the third story I've read about this and it still makes absolutely no sense to me.
"How much more awful could you get?"
... more awful than a consensual extramarital affair? I could think of some things.
It's Michigan state politics. It's not supposed to make sense.
She's in the next district over from me. I'll see what I can do.