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Maybe we can get Shurf Joe and Pam Anderson to feed them

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Hmmm. Wonder if backwards pizza Xtians like the poors any more than they like teh gayz...

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She wants to feed he poor?!? But WWJD?

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you gotta eat the fruit from your sangria . . . it soaked up a good part of the alcohol and throwing it out would be wasteful.

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Lawsuits. They're not getting sued for letting a homeless person snack out of a dumpster, but some ambulance chaser with the morals of a hyena (as if there's any other kind) might sue the pants off both the truck owner and the city for not stopping it if someone got sick from her food and they weren't stopping her from operating.

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Hate to agree with 'the man', but she's wrong. I volunteer for Meals on Wheels and asked the mgr why we didn't do it. [We serve meals indoors to those who want it] Outdoors, someone has to clean up and control people who'll show up hours early and take over public spaces. We had to keep food at the right temps and wear gloves and hairnets around food.

I also drove an ERV, emergency response vehicle, for Red Cross in NOLA in 2005. But we weren't there forever and was told RC didn't want to compete with private restaurants and stores when they were back up and running. Help get them back on their feet, keep them in their homes, but don't become part of the neighborhood was the feeling.

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Let them eat Kale!

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That paypal link didn't work, btw.

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If you think prices at stadium events are high nowdays, republican Jesus had the highest prices for fish sandwiches in the entire savior circuit. He wisely retained concession rights.

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Hmm, Subaru sell diesel cars in many markets, but not the USA.

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We don't want anyone carrying out the inconvenient tenets of Christianity. Religion should only be used to hate people that are different than you.

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For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me,

In the town named for Saint Anthony you can damn well go dumpster diving if you're hungry.

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I wish my children would get stoned. Wait, what?

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Lock and load his AR15?

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That we know of...

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