So we were just catching up with the Primary Night news at the Politico (we know, we know), and there's this big picture of Christine O'Donnell at the top of the page with the headline "Ex-aide: Christine O'Donnell a 'complete fraud,'" which is funny enough, but then we suddenly realized we'd never seen the perennial losing-candidate with this combination of local news anchor hair-helmet, "sexy librarian" glasses and the '80s shoulder-pad primary-color blazer.
Note to Christine: You've missed an important element of the Palin package. You have the spherical head alright, and now you have the specs, but you need a wad of bun-hair on top or a boxy wig to make your face longer. The moonfaced Miss Alaska contestant only made second runner-up, you know, but the VP candidate came in second.
I thought those things were for people just too lazy to move their hand back and forth to brus). I was wrong. They're for people too lazy to just move their hand back and forth.
is she four?
Waiting on discovery of O'Donnells' masturbation porn video made 'just for her boyfriend.'
Meanwhile, she is frantically changing all of her children's names to Train, Diagonal, Sawmill, etc.
She looks like a biter.
Note to Christine: You've missed an important element of the Palin package. You have the spherical head alright, and now you have the specs, but you need a wad of bun-hair on top or a boxy wig to make your face longer. The moonfaced Miss Alaska contestant only made second runner-up, you know, but the VP candidate came in second.
Observe and learn, Christine.
If Kennett Square is in her district, they could be named after mushrooms. "Come on, Shiitake and bring Portobello with you!"
37% reporting Delaware GOP Primary, U.S. Senate 55.4% C. O'Donnell 44.6% M. Castle
I thought those things were for people just too lazy to move their hand back and forth to brus). I was wrong. They're for people too lazy to just move their hand back and forth.
A smiling 41 year old virgin ... hmmm.
I know what you mean. I almost wish Michele Bachmann was in the Senate. Now almost the same lead with 47.1 reporting.
78% reporting in DE: O'Donnell 53.9-Castle 46.1
MSNBC says AP calls DE race for O'Donnell