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I just want the slow motion parts to actually feature the audio of her voice slowed down too.

That should convince people she's not a witch, totally.

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So she's not galloping around town riding a midget wookie bareback (appearing without pants) then? I am not missing much / no one has lost any.

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I only heard her tell others not to.

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I don't celebrate Halloween either. Except for buying too much candy (don't wanna run out) then eating it before, during and after the trick-or-treaters. Also praying for bad weather so there's more left over for me. I guess that makes me evil. And fat.

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I've said it before: If low taxes are the answer, then Mississippi should be the engine of the American economy.

I only made it through 0:52. I guess I should "man up" and watch the whole thing, but I think I've heard it before.

Repubicans blame everything on "high" taxes. A 1% tax increase is called a "job killer". But a corresponding increase in health insurance costs, gasoline, rent (it's too damn high), interest rates, raw materials are just "market forces" which businesses can magically absorb (using witchcraft, I assume). If the tax rate was zero, the stuff would still be cheaper to make in China.

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That makes sense, b/c some of them get written after about three glasses.

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Now that's funny. She's giving them the benefit of the doubt, that they forgot to air the video....even though she reminded them this morning. Oh Christine, you don't know how the world works at all, do you?

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Is the "official" announcement or the unofficial announcement? The official announcement could be delayed by as much as 24 hours, but the unofficial announcement, that is indeed going to be about 30 seconds. Especially if it comes from her rather than Fox.

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After tomorrow: Let's speculate on the length of the honeymoon for the tea party candidates, before their constituents become infuriated upon either a) finding that the candidate has bowed to reality and compromised on some issues or b) the candidate has stalwartly refused any compromise and therefore is getting absolutely none of his/her agenda passed. We may also speculate as to how long it take until there is a 1990's style furlough that pissed off everyone all around but ultimately makes Obama look OK.

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It's 30 minutes long right? That is just crazy right there. Only dead people and prisoners are going to be watching anything that fucking long about politics on the day before Nov. 2 nd. Also what is she going to do with the rest of the money the Teabagger fools mailed to her?

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The TV problem is it's just she wants to keep the money.lol. She has to have a little something to tide her over until the Commen-tater job comes through and Dancing with the Stars maybe!

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There were far less people in P.T. Barnum's day so we're now at 'a sucker being born every second'.

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Stores make Delaware unique. Message received, Christine.

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For some reason it is not blocked for a change. I think I need to look for a new job. I'm still not watching it.

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now that I know how hard you work for us, I have to compulsively award you points.

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god almighty. Tues and it's likely horrors cannot come soon enough.

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