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I think he is implying he has effervescent sperm he would like to 99 Red Balloon her with.

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Sadly, many/most TP'ers think the Constitution does not forbid government involvement in religion. They should have written that damn thing down so we wouldn't have to argue about it so much.

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Are we still allowed to do that, because those Mormon missionaries could stock my fridge with meat for months.

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It is a document crafted in turns by terse and grandiloquent phrasing that is often a challenge to read in its original form for even for the most astute and erudite but the Cliff Notes are free, so er, no execuse. <a href="http://www.cliffsnotes.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cliffsnotes.com/study_guide/The-Amendm...">http://www.cliffsnotes.com/...

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An important principle that Teabaggers have trouble with: "I Don't Like It" does not equal "It's Wrong".

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Because he was asked that question, right?

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That's OK, because she is ENDORSED BY PALEN.!!!!

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That is my all-time favorite Onion article and I have to restrain myself from posting the link several times per week. The kicker is that it's just barely satire.

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Sarah should have warned her about the pitfalls of debating before a <strike>informed </strike> <strike> educated </strike> <strike>intelligent </strike>liberal audience.

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The power of Stupid is strong in this one.

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do you think she knows about the quartering of soldiers?

if not, there could have some fun there.

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The problem, one can safely assume Prommie, is that her handlers told her that "seperation of church and state" isn't in the Constitution, and if she plays her cards right and drives that point home, she'll fucking soar as the brilliant scholar that she is; but they didn't foresee the precise verbiage regarding congress making "no laws respecting an establishment of religion" being the point of the discussion, resulting in much confusion within the simple structures of Christine's brain, and the showing of her ass which followed.

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I am here only to serve.

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OT question about that flesh of christ thing. When Catholic missionaries went into the wild untamed lands, they ran into cannibals. Rightly so, they taught that eating the flesh of another human is a bad thing. However, they also taught our erstwhile cannibals that the bread and wine turn into actual flesh and blood (transubstantiation). How did they square this with the natives?

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Been amazed and appalled so long it's not true Wanted a leader, never bargained for you Lots of people talkin' they gasp and say damn! Christine O'Donnell's brains made out of spam [guitar solo]

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