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Um, the Wonkette graciously made it easy for us to see pix of her throughout the campaign. I don't know what she was eating but it wasn't Lean Cuisine.

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Lawyer “Seriously Christine, $44,569.52 for a Brazilian wax?” Christine “Yes, there were uh, complications.”

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Can someone explain to me just what the fuck "the law" has to do with being a Senator, anyway?

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Like the difference between white "foragers" and black "looters" after Katrina.

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to be fair, christine doesn't really know the precious, precious constitution. you can't expect her to be up on FEC law as well can you?

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This is like a real-life remake of Mel Brooks' "The Producers" - raise money, put on a sure-fire flop ("Springtime for Hitler"), walk away. No one looks at the books.

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