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Cranky Man's avatar

I say 5. 4 is just garden variety wife swapping. Another requirement is at least 2 have to be strangers. As in the other 3 don't know them. Oh what fun was had the summer of 86.

Selena60's avatar

An orgy is sort of a dinner party on your back, or so I'm told.

jomicur's avatar

Probably because they don't get much sex themselves. I mean, sex with Mitch McConnell or Louie Gohmert? Ecchhhh!

Saint Stephen's avatar

But the poor conservatives are such VICTIMS! https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Saint Stephen's avatar

"Straight people aren’t going to orgies. They’re not! I’ve never known, I’ve never encountered a heterosexual person who’s been to an orgy." The right wing standard for truth - it's never happened with anyone I know, therefore it's not true.

King Honkey's avatar

I went to an orgy in my early 20's. The closest thing that I saw to gay sex was some high-fives & maybe a back slap. It was a very, very heterosexual experience. Maybe Walsh is angry because no one ever invited HIM.

NoMoreFalseGods's avatar

So now he's gay too? Just because people disagree with him doesn't make him and incel or gay.I thought the modern crowd didn't use gay as an insult anymore, or is it like blacks when they can call each other the N word but others cannot?

clubseal's avatar

God damn that white hood just came flying off.

Grenadehh's avatar

This dude is such a piece of garbage.

sarah_kay_gee ⚜️🏰⭐'s avatar

Still waiting for gay men who are having random sex with strangers during the Monkeypox outbreak to get lectured and scolded by public health authorities

I know Matt Walsh is a stupid child, but does he not think this happened during the AIDS crisis? I had to listen to literal years of everyone from televangelists to clueless liberal scolds yelling at gay men to just stop having sex or they deserved to die.

NoMoreFalseGods's avatar

I remember that, Woody pretended to be the butler bot but after passing the ball too many times he would not let it go.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

i guess he's not invited to the GOP cocaine orgies either??