[ As you know, it is Wonkette tradition to bring you Wonkette classics from the old-timey before days, because they are still frickin' awesome. To celebrate America's greatest American, Christopher Columbus, aka That Dick, let us enjoy, again, some classic Columbus Day Wonkette, courtesy of Ken Layne. Please also to enjoy above John Oliver's question,
Christopher Columbus Was A Dick
Christopher Columbus Was A Dick
Christopher Columbus Was A Dick
[ As you know, it is Wonkette tradition to bring you Wonkette classics from the old-timey before days, because they are still frickin' awesome. To celebrate America's greatest American, Christopher Columbus, aka That Dick, let us enjoy, again, some classic Columbus Day Wonkette, courtesy of Ken Layne. Please also to enjoy above John Oliver's question,