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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Totes sorry, everyone, I didn't know mixing Red No. 2, an inactive furby and my collection of dried weasel anuses would result in such a monster.

bobbert's avatar

Maybe if she had spelled it "Vee Churmans"?

Incoming Ham's avatar

Less journalism and more "mass hallucination"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I hope Chuck C. Johnson gets the recognition he deserves, when they name the future phenomena of "Crowdsourced Cockpunching" after him.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Where does he find the time to do the Journalism between self gratification and vomiting self aggrandizing bs?

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Chuck! Mike Rotch on line two!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

On the First Day of Snarkmas my true love gave to me, Chuckles Johnson getting woolly.

bobbert's avatar

Second prize is two internships.

Lot_49's avatar

Boring books drive out the interesting ones?

Lot_49's avatar

One, two, <i>tres, cuatro!</i>

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm disappointed that Carr didn't collect the $50 in exchange for the photo.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think not. Unlike the Presidency, the Onion does have a <i>de facto</i> IQ requirement.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The Aussie knuckleheads are crawling back under their rocks, now that <a href="http:\/\/www.theatlantic.com\/international\/archive\/2014\/12\/illridewithyou-hashtag-sydney-siege-anti-islam-australia\/383765\/" target="_blank">#illridewithyou</a> has about half a million re-tweets.