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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Totes sorry, everyone, I didn't know mixing Red No. 2, an inactive furby and my collection of dried weasel anuses would result in such a monster.

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bobbert's avatar

Maybe if she had spelled it "Vee Churmans"?

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Less journalism and more "mass hallucination"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I hope Chuck C. Johnson gets the recognition he deserves, when they name the future phenomena of "Crowdsourced Cockpunching" after him.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Where does he find the time to do the Journalism between self gratification and vomiting self aggrandizing bs?

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Chuck! Mike Rotch on line two!

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

On the First Day of Snarkmas my true love gave to me, Chuckles Johnson getting woolly.

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bobbert's avatar

Ew.

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bobbert's avatar

Second prize is two internships.

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Lot_49's avatar

Boring books drive out the interesting ones?

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Lot_49's avatar

One, two, <i>tres, cuatro!</i>

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm disappointed that Carr didn't collect the $50 in exchange for the photo.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

One of them Eye-tee guys?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think not. Unlike the Presidency, the Onion does have a <i>de facto</i> IQ requirement.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The Aussie knuckleheads are crawling back under their rocks, now that <a href="http:\/\/www.theatlantic.com\/international\/archive\/2014\/12\/illridewithyou-hashtag-sydney-siege-anti-islam-australia\/383765\/" target="_blank">#illridewithyou</a> has about half a million re-tweets.

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