Scabrous taint weasel Chuck C. Johnson was at it again this weekend. And by “at it again,” we mean falling for Internet hoaxes and old parody newspaper stories, threatening to sue people for libel, giving interviews so full of narcissistic self-regard we wonder how the interviewers could hear him with his head so far up his own ass, and generally making himself the most pathetic media spectacle since Howard Hughes's diaries turned up in a burlap sack in the desert near Las Vegas.
Totes sorry, everyone, I didn't know mixing Red No. 2, an inactive furby and my collection of dried weasel anuses would result in such a monster.
I hope Chuck C. Johnson gets the recognition he deserves, when they name the future phenomena of "Crowdsourced Cockpunching" after him.
The Aussie knuckleheads are crawling back under their rocks, now that <a href="http:\/\/www.theatlantic.com\/international\/archive\/2014\/12\/illridewithyou-hashtag-sydney-siege-anti-islam-australia\/383765\/" target="_blank">#illridewithyou</a> has about half a million re-tweets.
Totes sorry, everyone, I didn&#039;t know mixing Red No. 2, an inactive furby and my collection of dried weasel anuses would result in such a monster.
Maybe if she had spelled it &quot;Vee Churmans&quot;?
Less journalism and more &quot;mass hallucination&quot;
I hope Chuck C. Johnson gets the recognition he deserves, when they name the future phenomena of &quot;Crowdsourced Cockpunching&quot; after him.
Where does he find the time to do the Journalism between self gratification and vomiting self aggrandizing bs?
Chuck! Mike Rotch on line two!
On the First Day of Snarkmas my true love gave to me, Chuckles Johnson getting woolly.
Ew.
Second prize is two internships.
Boring books drive out the interesting ones?
One, two, <i>tres, cuatro!</i>
I&#039;m disappointed that Carr didn&#039;t collect the $50 in exchange for the photo.
One of them Eye-tee guys?
I think not. Unlike the Presidency, the Onion does have a <i>de facto</i> IQ requirement.
The Aussie knuckleheads are crawling back under their rocks, now that <a href="http:\/\/www.theatlantic.com\/international\/archive\/2014\/12\/illridewithyou-hashtag-sydney-siege-anti-islam-australia\/383765\/" target="_blank">#illridewithyou</a> has about half a million re-tweets.
Thanks, Walnuts!