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HarpyLibtart's avatar

I don't think it was so much the Swedish charges, he seemed convinced that the Swedes would just bundle him up and extradite him back to the US as soon as they were done with him, which they probably would...But if he didn't want to get extradited, he probably shouldn't have (yeah, I know, we have to say allegedly) raped that lady. I mean, it seems like basic common sense to me, if I was going to thumb my nose at the US Government after embarrassing them worldwide, I'm damn sure not going to run around on a European tour raw-dogging strangers, leaving myself open to both kompromat and STD's....Like c'mon dude, you're supposed to be SMART.

NotConvinced's avatar

Cast your peepers on this Brain Trust.

SeeTrain65's avatar

"We'll choose what WikiLeaks, fuck you very much."

You're not even hiding it anymore, Julian.

SeeTrain65's avatar

"World's Most Unfuckable Virgin" is not a valid award, Chuck.

jmhm's avatar

Can we quit pretending Glenn Greenwald didn't burn Reality Winner?

SeeTrain65's avatar

I'm game. Count me in.

RugzYaBurnt's avatar

It's just like those cartoon girl bands that always had a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, except instead of playing keytar and drums they commit treason with Russia! Oh, and except ugly!

mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

"Like the brady bunch, except..."

no...more like the three stooges, only dumber and not funny...also...have julian assange and bill maher ever been seen in the same embassy at the same time, ever...EH-VAH??..HEENNNNNGGGGH??!11!!1!!

phoenix00's avatar

When the alarm bells ring TREASONTREASONTREASONTREASONTREASON

BillEGoatSmirk's avatar

Yup. At the RNC, as I recall, McCarthy was spouting off about ol' Dana being on the Russian payroll and Paulie-Walnuts told him to shut up. 'Keep it in the family.'....Let's hope Dana attracts the attention of Bob Mueller and drags the granny-killer from Wisconsin down with him.

thixotropic jerk's avatar

Roarback is now my congressman. Imagine my joy at discovering this traitorous Russia-blowing prick is my rep. Already took part in two protest marches at his SoCal office. I hope Mueller includes this lying sack in his proceedings against Der Trumpty Dumper because HoarBux needs to be stuck in a dark and extreme justice-y hole for the rest of his unnatural lizard life. GitMo for congress critters!

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

And you have to tell us if you are.

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

A long time ago. Surprised all the retired vets down there would vote for the guy.