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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Grassley's incomprehensible tweeting of random words and characters is due to one of the following:

An acccident with the Grasstraption 3000 which removed a few key fingers necessary for proper typing. He's also made his tweeting as 'efficient' as his mowing by duct taping a blackberry and two old cellphones together. When you are elected by Republican cornhole people, you don't have to be very accurate in anything you do, they'll never notice.

fuflans's avatar

oh my god that's embarrassing.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'm guessing that's a euphemism for banging her $kanky a$$.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The fact that he is in charge of anything should be of concern to the world. Hange your head in shame Iowa.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yeah! Three engines sans catalytic converters running at the same time...more wasted gas...more pollution! USA! Fuck yeah!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Are they called "com$m$eRcials" because they're so damn expensive to buy airtime for (thus justifying being a complete whore for corporate donations)?