What sort of important legislator stuff has your senior senator been up to lately, Iowa? He's been mowing his lawn. That's almost as cool as killing Osama bin Laden! Grassley would like you to know he's come up with an incredible innovation: He's stuck two push mowers he had lying around to the back of his riding lawnmower so he can cover slightly more ground in each pass. We've looked up this ad he's talking about, and this lawnmower contraption may be the stupidest thing we've ever seen.
Grassley's incomprehensible tweeting of random words and characters is due to one of the following:
An acccident with the Grasstraption 3000 which removed a few key fingers necessary for proper typing. He's also made his tweeting as 'efficient' as his mowing by duct taping a blackberry and two old cellphones together. When you are elected by Republican cornhole people, you don't have to be very accurate in anything you do, they'll never notice.
Are they called "com$m$eRcials" because they're so damn expensive to buy airtime for (thus justifying being a complete whore for corporate donations)?
Grassley's incomprehensible tweeting of random words and characters is due to one of the following:
An acccident with the Grasstraption 3000 which removed a few key fingers necessary for proper typing. He's also made his tweeting as 'efficient' as his mowing by duct taping a blackberry and two old cellphones together. When you are elected by Republican cornhole people, you don't have to be very accurate in anything you do, they'll never notice.
oh my god that's embarrassing.
I'm guessing that's a euphemism for banging her $kanky a$$.
The fact that he is in charge of anything should be of concern to the world. Hange your head in shame Iowa.
Yeah! Three engines sans catalytic converters running at the same time...more wasted gas...more pollution! USA! Fuck yeah!
Deficit solved!
Are they called "com$m$eRcials" because they're so damn expensive to buy airtime for (thus justifying being a complete whore for corporate donations)?