Oh no. This is like an effeminite kid telling YouTube not to call him gay. Look what everybody did on Twitter! We upset Chuck Grassley. No, the Twitter character limit is not 120, it's 140. And no, it's not explained why Grassley needs to shorten the word "about" here when his message is less than 100 characters, or why he feels the need to capitalize "but," or why he doesn't use any punctuation. Old man Grassley was using proper English when your parents hadn't even been born yet, so LAY OFF.
I just opened a new Twitter account. Tweet me:
@shutthefuckupChuckGrassley
No Networking For Old Men
My twitter is going to be devoted to complaining about his complaining about my complaining.
So there!
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edit: And the serial downfisters be back. I'm giving a retaliatory thumbs up to everyone on this thread. Boo-yah!
And the serial downfisters be back, yo.
lght NaCl plz
Shakespeare made up words too. Got to celebrate it!
Wait, wrong attention whore.
Owuticd du w20mo chrs!