Chuck Norris has a personal pastor for all of his various organization, because, well, karate needs pastors, of course. But when that pastor visited Independence Hall in Philadelphia to learn about the religion of our nation's founding fathers, he instead was led on a tour by a guide who, rudely, only talked about the Constitution and forming a republic and the Liberty Bell and such. But doesn't the National Park Service, which oversees the historic site, know that Christianity is the most important aspect of everything that is good in the world, such as white men like the founding fathers? Sounds like those
I say, if you understood that commonsense conservative pee-values supports the right of individuals like you, like all of us, to live our lives with less government interference and more independence, you would embrace our lesbian canard faster than Margaret Cho in a Subaru dealership.
You'd thunk that anyone as wise and learned as old Chuckles would know automatically that one of the FREAKING FOUNDING FATHERS HIMSELF told us that "the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion"
I guess lying for Jesus is the 'christian' thing to do.
PS Don't tell him that Christmas was banned in America for the longest time at the beginning. Not by any representative of the American Civil Liberties Union, but by Christians themselves. His head will literally 'splode. Literally I tells ya'.
It didn't occur to Chuck Norris that an experienced National Park Service guide might know what he was talking about and a washed-up martial artist might not? Strange.
I say, if you understood that commonsense conservative pee-values supports the right of individuals like you, like all of us, to live our lives with less government interference and more independence, you would embrace our lesbian canard faster than Margaret Cho in a Subaru dealership.
We all got pee point hosed. I had literally hundreds of millions of points suddenly disappear faster than Lehman Brothers bottom line.
You'd thunk that anyone as wise and learned as old Chuckles would know automatically that one of the FREAKING FOUNDING FATHERS HIMSELF told us that "the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion"
I guess lying for Jesus is the 'christian' thing to do.
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PS Don&#039;t tell him that Christmas was banned in America for the longest time at the beginning. Not by any representative of the American Civil Liberties Union, but by Christians themselves. His head will literally &#039;splode. Literally I tells ya&#039;.
He must have gone to at least one of the same schools as Sarah Palin.
I wonder - if the founders could see us today - would they just say &#039;fuck all&#039; and head back to europe?
Where can I get an Aaron Burr ringtone? I asumme it goes Harrumph!
It didn&#039;t occur to Chuck Norris that an experienced National Park Service guide might know what he was talking about and a washed-up martial artist might not? Strange.
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How times does Chuck&#039;s name appear on the cover of his book? This book needs to be reviewed by Wonkette.