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Spurning Beer's avatar

I say, if you understood that commonsense conservative pee-values supports the right of individuals like you, like all of us, to live our lives with less government interference and more independence, you would embrace our lesbian canard faster than Margaret Cho in a Subaru dealership.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

We all got pee point hosed. I had literally hundreds of millions of points suddenly disappear faster than Lehman Brothers bottom line.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

You'd thunk that anyone as wise and learned as old Chuckles would know automatically that one of the FREAKING FOUNDING FATHERS HIMSELF told us that "the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion"

I guess lying for Jesus is the 'christian' thing to do.

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PS Don't tell him that Christmas was banned in America for the longest time at the beginning. Not by any representative of the American Civil Liberties Union, but by Christians themselves. His head will literally 'splode. Literally I tells ya'.

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PsycWench's avatar

He must have gone to at least one of the same schools as Sarah Palin.

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fuflans's avatar

I wonder - if the founders could see us today - would they just say 'fuck all' and head back to europe?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Where can I get an Aaron Burr ringtone? I asumme it goes Harrumph!

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PsycWench's avatar

It didn't occur to Chuck Norris that an experienced National Park Service guide might know what he was talking about and a washed-up martial artist might not? Strange.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

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How times does Chuck's name appear on the cover of his book? This book needs to be reviewed by Wonkette.

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