Crusty paranoid sad sack Chuck Norris has uncovered evidence that the United Nations is actively plotting to break into his anger cave and boost his vast library of murder weapons (haha, get it?) in the form of Swedish artist Carl Fredrick Reutersward's anti-violence
Chuck Norris looks forward to the day we shall bend our plowshares into swords.and our pruning hooks into spears.
I think there are other countries with relatively unrestricted gun laws. Somalia comes to mind.
About half of all murders in the U.S. are by handguns. <a href="http://www.census.gov/compe..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.census.gov/compendia/statab/2011/table...">http://www.census.gov/compe...
I thought Somalia was the libertarian paradise.
This is something that was almost completely unreported. Iraq had a very thriving gun culture similar to the USA when Saddam was in charge.
apparently libya right now.
Chuck Norris will endorse Rick Perry because Gubnor Douchebag made him an honorary Texas Ranger (the law enforcement type, not the baseball type). I think that say&#039;s everything I need to know. <a href="http://www.austin360.com/bl..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.austin360.com/blogs/content/shared-gen...">http://www.austin360.com/bl...
Could this trip maybe get a corporate sponsor? Like, say, Target?
To again quote MMA star Forrest Griffin, &quot;Don&#039;t take advice from a guy who gets kicked in the head for a living.&quot;
Darfur.
Some eejit said:
<i>&quot;U.N. diplomats believe that an arms trade treaty must reach into your gun safe and mine.&quot; </i>
Two words:
Un. Possible.
You clueless bastard.
Texas
Exceptional!!!!
Juarez, Mexico.
Oh Chuck. Nobody wants to touch your gun except Larry Craig.
Candlestick Park parking lot.