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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Acetylene torch

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Holly's avatar

If you are that naive, that ignorant, that dumb enough to be fooled by lie after lie after lie, then you need to re-examine just what exactly are your qualifications as a journalist, allowing that swill to be pumped into every home across the nation?

Turn in your badge and give back all that money they pay you because being naive in this day and age is not going down very well.

This is just another disservice to the national dialogue trying to pretend that this corrupt administration is by any means "normal".

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Bob_piper's avatar

I'm waiting for the "both sides do it" shoe to drop.

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goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

Mistakes were made, but who among us have not enabled a traitorous dictator?

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SmogMonster's avatar

No, he's not a whore. He owns a whorehouse.

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John Hollingsworth's avatar

We can always count on CyborgUnit-A10291 to say the right thing at the right time.

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Gomez571's avatar

He said Naive! Drink! It's going to be a long show.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Jesus, Mary, and Matilda... I mean, it's not like no one fucking told him that's what they were doing... week after week after week for four fucking years.

But I guess he just ignored that, secure in his own magnificence.

How is it even possible for someone to be this dim and still be allowed out without a keeper?

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Virgiebeach's avatar

OMFG THIS/\!!!

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SailorMan's avatar

Biggest pushover on national tv. How he got that job is beyond me.

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

In fact, Chuck Toad was brought on board at NBC by none other than Tim Russert, still revered by many fans of Press the Meat. When Russert died suddenly, NBC appointed David Gregory to host the program. Perhaps anyone would have failed but he was awful and didn't last long. Chuck was his replacement because ... Russert-approved.

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ImpureScience's avatar

That boy has been out of his depth ever since they let him out of the basement at C-SPAN. It's hard to figure out how he got as far as he did by doing basically nothing.

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Jeff and Garcia's avatar

Hmmmmm, where was he the night Tim Russert had a sudden heart attack? Joe Kenda sez check it out.

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Petunia Cat's avatar

High on Valium 98% of the time. Is the only explanation. I didn’t read all of that, because it’s too stupid and it’s bedtime but wow. Or else he is himself a master of disinformation. He takes one of his many fuck ups and seems to be agreeing with the obvious criticism of it but then frames it as a slightly different criticism. That is both much more mild and insane. So maybe he’s the evil Svengali, but just hides it really really well.

Or high on Valium. Which would also explain his giggliness. 🤮

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Petunia Cat's avatar

That makes him a pimp.

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Petunia Cat's avatar

He means other shitty journalists made that mistake. But I don’t think they did…

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