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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It seems to me that all the legal guys that gave the thumbs up to the torturing are now teaching at universities and influencing malleable young minds. Frightening no?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I wonder if Dickhead Cheney is planning any overseas trips? I hope this report clogs his slightly used heart.... you know... with votes.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Yeah, we could have passed universal health care!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Buttinfusionghazzi!! Wait. What?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I can hear Hermann Göring now: "OK, fine: It was wrong and we shouldn't have done it. Now can we all just shut up about it?"

That worked really well for him, didn't it?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There's a reality show somewhere in here...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Thomas Jefferson meant to say..."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"...this agency did a lot of things right"

That's what you're paid to do, you jackass. Glad to know you got some of it right. Now can we get back to the topic at hand?

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

There exists a (depraved) group for whom torture is not wrong and immoral, although its revelation to the public is. There is a (depraved) group for whom the foreign policies of the Bush Administration, specifically including the Iraq war, are not wrong, disastrous and immoral, but the criticism of them is. There seems to be a 1:1 correspondence of these groups. Some of you might want to read <a href="http://www.theamericanconse..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.theamericanconservative.com/larison/to...">http://www.theamericanconse...

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

American Exceptionalism!

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Yeah, <strong>that</strong> turned out well. Although I kinda suspect the Brits had a hand in it, what with their "Anglo-Iranian Oil Company" (aka "BP").

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Nothing like a puree filled ass fitted feed sack for a fun time

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fuflans's avatar

still signing people up for bamzcare. all weekend.

fuck off repubs.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Pffft...facts. *rolls eyes*

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diogenez's avatar

Silly Libruls!

CIA torture of possible terrorists prevented terrorist attacks - and the moon from crashing into the earth.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"These methods provided us with valuble intel which, conveniently for security reasons, I cannot divulge. But take my word for it!"

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