Just when we'd thought we'd heard all the worst from the Senate's report on the CIA's torture program, along comes even more. Not only did the CIA do some pretty horrific stuff that violated the law without gaining any significant intelligence, it also turns out that one of the key players in the program appears to have been stunningly bad at her job -- and kept getting promoted. In fact, it appears that her dismal performance was one reason for the CIA's refusal to allow the Intelligence Committee report to identify people by pseudonym: It would have made it too easy to recognize that one top official had screwed up again and again.
Yes, the &quot;Maya&quot; character was supposedly a composite including this epic incompetent. Par for the course in an intelligence agency whose <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Aldrich_Ames" target="_blank">chief of counterintelligence </a>was a Soviet spy.
When somebody in a government bureaucracy screws up big time, the bosses can either fire the fuckup and admit their own error in letting things get that bad, or call it a great success and give everybody medals, bonuses and letters of commendation.
Wow, I believe that is the first time anyone anywhere has ever used &quot;Ann Coulter&quot; and &quot;cleverly&quot; in the same sentence. History in the making, and you saw it on Wonkette first.
This season of &quot;24&quot;, &quot;Muslims in Montana&quot;
Jack Bauer is on a desperate hunt for the terrorist cells hell bent on destroying... ... GAS STATIONS! He has only one day to find the villains before the parking lot at Piggly Wiggly becomes a tomb for innocent Americans who are just looking for freedom and a small fuel discount. Jack&#039;s contacts at the CIA have led him to the hotbed of terrorist activity that is the Black Montana Muslims, all twelve of them. The twelve most evil, horrible Muslims out of a state that boasts a whopping .034% Muslim population. How, in only 24 hours, could he possibly find these twelve evil guys in a state like Montana, where Black Muslims don&#039;t stick out like a soar thumb? And if they succeed in their vile plan how will our SUVs survive?
You&#039;ll be on the edge of your seat as Jack searches the Mosque and then some Muslim&#039;s house and convenience stores, lots of convenience stores. Leaving the battered remains of those who don&#039;t cooperate in his wake. But wait, is there a twist? Bauer: &quot;OH MY GOD! It&#039;s the windmills their really after! It&#039;s the Windmills!&quot;
It&#039;s the &quot;24&quot; you&#039;ve come to love. Be there this January when Jack tries to get the lead out, and save Montana.
from her Wikipedia page she &quot;was so excited she flew at government expense to the black site where Mohammed was held so that she could personally watch him being waterboarded. ...&quot;
I think he could look to personal experience there, SD.
&quot;Sadly&quot; ?
Yes, the &quot;Maya&quot; character was supposedly a composite including this epic incompetent. Par for the course in an intelligence agency whose <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Aldrich_Ames" target="_blank">chief of counterintelligence </a>was a Soviet spy.
With her upward failures, I figured her name was &quot;Yawana Blowjobski&quot;
When somebody in a government bureaucracy screws up big time, the bosses can either fire the fuckup and admit their own error in letting things get that bad, or call it a great success and give everybody medals, bonuses and letters of commendation.
Looks like CIA took the second option.
Hmmm ... maybe if she&#039;s kinda attractive, she could get a job as a GOP leader. Or Fox news anchor, if there&#039;s any difference.
Or maybe she already has.
I don&#039;t suppose this person was one of the &quot;loyal Bushies&quot;?
&quot;global-jihad unit&quot;? Cheney&#039;s wife&#039;s pet name for his special purpose.
From the sounds of this bitch I can assume that just maybe her panties were wetter than KSM&#039; nostril holes.What a cunt
Well, no one ever said you had to be <em>smart</em> to work in intelligence. Or have scruples. Or a soul...
As in &quot;squad&quot;?
Wow, I believe that is the first time anyone anywhere has ever used &quot;Ann Coulter&quot; and &quot;cleverly&quot; in the same sentence. History in the making, and you saw it on Wonkette first.
This season of &quot;24&quot;, &quot;Muslims in Montana&quot;
Jack Bauer is on a desperate hunt for the terrorist cells hell bent on destroying... ... GAS STATIONS! He has only one day to find the villains before the parking lot at Piggly Wiggly becomes a tomb for innocent Americans who are just looking for freedom and a small fuel discount. Jack&#039;s contacts at the CIA have led him to the hotbed of terrorist activity that is the Black Montana Muslims, all twelve of them. The twelve most evil, horrible Muslims out of a state that boasts a whopping .034% Muslim population. How, in only 24 hours, could he possibly find these twelve evil guys in a state like Montana, where Black Muslims don&#039;t stick out like a soar thumb? And if they succeed in their vile plan how will our SUVs survive?
You&#039;ll be on the edge of your seat as Jack searches the Mosque and then some Muslim&#039;s house and convenience stores, lots of convenience stores. Leaving the battered remains of those who don&#039;t cooperate in his wake. But wait, is there a twist? Bauer: &quot;OH MY GOD! It&#039;s the windmills their really after! It&#039;s the Windmills!&quot;
It&#039;s the &quot;24&quot; you&#039;ve come to love. Be there this January when Jack tries to get the lead out, and save Montana.
Sadly, any firing squads in the CIA are likely to be circular.
from her Wikipedia page she &quot;was so excited she flew at government expense to the black site where Mohammed was held so that she could personally watch him being waterboarded. ...&quot;
Shades of the Roman empire.