Was your Christmas wish for a whole bunch of teh gheys to get married and then you were super happy because Utah got you just what you wanted and your twitter feed was chock full o' joyful joyful o come o come emmanuel gays getting hitched? But then Utah's Attorney General said "naw mang, we didn't mean to give you that present because that present will wreck your life" and has been trying to pry it out of your hands since
Spent a coupla nights (Provo and SLC) there last fall and was surprised to find you can get a drink in a restaurant, even fronting on the little <i>z&oacute;calo</i> next to the Tabernacle.
I like the PJs in the picture. Reminds me of the old Elvis lyric: &quot;Number 47 said to number 23, you&#039;re the cutest jailbird I ever did see.&quot; Ah ... prison romance.
Have they legalized bestiality yet? If that doesn&#039;t happen, then I&#039;m going to begin to think the wingers are wrong about some things.
I think the &quot;cloud of uncertainty&quot; argument is my new favorite! And applicable to so many legal conundrums.
For example: no, we should not sell guns to people without confirming they are not crazy sociopaths because of the cloud of uncertainty that unhinged people might shoot up schools.
I&#039;m sure you all can come up with many others.
To be fair, he&#039;s still in the closet because he ate so much delicious hunny* that he&#039;s now trapped in the doorway, Winnie-the-Pooh** like, until spring.
---- * i.e., boy cock ** yes, that should probably read poo rather than Pooh.
Spent a coupla nights (Provo and SLC) there last fall and was surprised to find you can get a drink in a restaurant, even fronting on the little <i>z&oacute;calo</i> next to the Tabernacle.
Box Elder County sure sounds like a mormony place when they give marriage licenses to 1st cousins but deny the same right to same-sex couples: <a href="http://www.boxeldercounty.o..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.boxeldercounty.org/marriage-licenses.h...">http://www.boxeldercounty.o...
And there are three -- count them, THREE -- state wine stores in Salt Lake.
&quot;...worried about the legal status of newly-married couples&quot; = &quot;want legal authority to hate for Jeebus.&quot; Fixed.
It&#39;s a socialist Gomorrah!
I like the PJs in the picture. Reminds me of the old Elvis lyric: &quot;Number 47 said to number 23, you&#039;re the cutest jailbird I ever did see.&quot; Ah ... prison romance.
Call us when you&#039;ve got it down Pat.
This is terrible news. Now all those Utahans, Mormons obvs, will start baptizing all their dead gay ancestors against their will.
Have they legalized bestiality yet? If that doesn&#039;t happen, then I&#039;m going to begin to think the wingers are wrong about some things.
I think the &quot;cloud of uncertainty&quot; argument is my new favorite! And applicable to so many legal conundrums.
For example: no, we should not sell guns to people without confirming they are not crazy sociopaths because of the cloud of uncertainty that unhinged people might shoot up schools.
I&#039;m sure you all can come up with many others.
To be fair, he&#039;s still in the closet because he ate so much delicious hunny* that he&#039;s now trapped in the doorway, Winnie-the-Pooh** like, until spring.
---- * i.e., boy cock ** yes, that should probably read poo rather than Pooh.