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Lot_49's avatar

Spent a coupla nights (Provo and SLC) there last fall and was surprised to find you can get a drink in a restaurant, even fronting on the little <i>zócalo</i> next to the Tabernacle.

Fartknocker's avatar

Box Elder County sure sounds like a mormony place when they give marriage licenses to 1st cousins but deny the same right to same-sex couples: <a href="http://www.boxeldercounty.o..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.boxeldercounty.org/marriage-licenses.h...">http://www.boxeldercounty.o...

bobbert's avatar

And there are three -- count them, THREE -- state wine stores in Salt Lake.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

"...worried about the legal status of newly-married couples" = "want legal authority to hate for Jeebus." Fixed.

Lot_49's avatar

It's a socialist Gomorrah!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I like the PJs in the picture. Reminds me of the old Elvis lyric: "Number 47 said to number 23, you're the cutest jailbird I ever did see." Ah ... prison romance.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Call us when you've got it down Pat.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

This is terrible news. Now all those Utahans, Mormons obvs, will start baptizing all their dead gay ancestors against their will.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Have they legalized bestiality yet? If that doesn't happen, then I'm going to begin to think the wingers are wrong about some things.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I think the "cloud of uncertainty" argument is my new favorite! And applicable to so many legal conundrums.

For example: no, we should not sell guns to people without confirming they are not crazy sociopaths because of the cloud of uncertainty that unhinged people might shoot up schools.

I'm sure you all can come up with many others.

Mahousu's avatar

To be fair, he's still in the closet because he ate so much delicious hunny* that he's now trapped in the doorway, Winnie-the-Pooh** like, until spring.

---- * i.e., boy cock ** yes, that should probably read poo rather than Pooh.