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Georgie Whit's avatar

Started as a joke on 4chan, but certain people just wanted it to be true so badly. Reality and truth doesn't matter any more, all the matters is what's fun and exciting. And thinking Hillary had left them a code to crack made them feel so clever.

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H0mer0's avatar

yes, I have lotsa names for it"God", I mean FSM wouldn't have made it so easy if we weren't meant to play with it.

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The Librarian's avatar

Lol, true indeed.

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

That would be a circumcised sex slave in the TOTALLY REAL pedocode?

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marxalot's avatar

Having read what I could stomach of the Frump rape case deposition, I'll just say this: millionaire pedophiles don't bother with codes or storefronts.

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marxalot's avatar

There's always one guy who takes it too far.The one who sits at the d20 Modern table with an Airsoft pistol, not a Nerf gun. The one who throws Black Cats instead of bean bags. The one who gets kicked out for a screaming match about his paladin's Cha bonus during D&D.These are those guys.

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marxalot's avatar

According to the judge, who ordered that discovery into the rape case go through, he's under suspicion of getting delivery, too.

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PUAAN's avatar

"the" = buttsechs"a" or "an" = oral"and"= submissive bottom

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Dazza's avatar

Do you buy fucking forks from Lelo? Cause my Christmas list may have just acquired a new item.

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Blender_415's avatar

These people aren't going to be truly satisfied until their bullshit results in a body count; the bigger the better. That's how they think.

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

The limits are very different for what can be said about "public persons."That said, I think a lot of people went beyond them during the election. I suspect she'll want to put it all behind her, but unless something bad happens to the people who crossed the line, that line doesn't really exist.

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Ali | A Grumpy Cat's avatar

I feel creepy for upvoting.

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

You'd think. With all the people in on it, one wonders if there couldn't be a RICO case.Is there such a thing as a reverse class action law suit?

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gullywompr's avatar

In defense of right-wing conspiracy theorists, there's not all that many pastimes for guys with micro-penises to engage in. Gotta fill the hours doing... something.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

There was a guy in Seattle 10 years ago who really truly believed he was Neo from The Matrix "in a previous life" and his gf was Trinity, and he'd been reborn into this universe to stop the Human-Machine war happening all over again. And he had a small online cult who took (or pretended to take) him seriously in this quest. There was another small group / abusive relationship of people who thought they were in Final Fantasy 7. Ten years ago otakukin (people who think they lived in anime stories in previous lives) were the cutting edge of people falling down an Internet-enabled rabbit hole of delusion. Now, it's the alt-right. Fascist scum weaponised the mental frailties of nerds.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I thought pizzagate was the scandal of Little Caesar's, Papa John's and Domino's claiming their paste-n-cheese-slathered cardboard was actually pizza.

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