Sir: as a type 1 diabetic I take umbrage at the assumption that linguini is not as important a problem as clam allergies. Have you even seen what Trump is doing to insulin prices again! I WILL NOT eat linguini and clams.
Re: The "get out of my bar" clip -- I was reading that the rest of the story is that that group had come in, been extremely rude and confrontational with the patrons and staff, had obviously picked the bar because it was an LGBTQ+ venue, then left and came back and started filming, so they could have their viral "We got thrown out just because we were MAGA" video. So, even bigger assholes that you might expect just from the video.
I’ve been hearing the “leftists made us vote for Krasnov by calling us Nazis and being mean” excuse for years. It’s baked into every assumption that we’re supposed to “reach out” MAGAts and understand their POV while they call for us to be executed.
'Trump has an “antisemitism chief.” You’ll never guess what he likes to share on the internet!' Sounds exactly like the expertise needed for someone to delegate doing the antisemitism to.
"Trump Doubles Down On His Attacks On Canada: 'One Of The Nastiest Countries To Deal With'
Trump addressed his recent attacks on Canada in an interview with Fox News' Laura Ingraham on Tuesday.
"You're tougher with Canada than you are with some of our biggest adversaries. Why?" Ingraham asked. "Only because it's meant to be our 51st state," Trump replied.
The president added that Canada is "one of the nastiest countries to deal with."
Trump also dismissed the fact that his rhetoric seems to be helping the Liberal Party ahead of an upcoming general election in the neighboring country, apparently taking a swipe at Conservative Party leader Pierre Poilievre. "I don't care," Trump said. "I'd rather deal with a liberal than a conservative."" https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-live-updates_n_67c61595e4b05c7ddfbdd015
"People were saying" this flew under the radar yesterday even after what Hic!seth did to Arlington and the Wind Talkers so I thought I would post it again
I'm kinda waiting to see how The Villages will be affected by "our Canada friends" deciding not to come here next snowbird season ( they're already starting to leave, but mostly at the end of the "season" )
One cannot believe that Leo Terrell ( FFOTUS's "antisemitism chief" ) would re-post anything saying that FFOTUS can "revoke" anyone's "Jew card", regardless of who posted it originally. I'm not forgiving him for posting that shit from Casey, I'm censuring him for posting anything at all about what FFOTUS said ( at the time I first heard about this, I condemned FFOTUS for his own antisemitism ).
Of course, in FFOTUSWorld, Terrell will probably be lauded for his re-post ( if only because "the libs" hated it )
Gee Yer Honor, is hand feeding the face-eating wild spotted kitteh and giving it a nice, safe place to live and murder at will not working out so well for you?
Nervous, maybe, that it just might be *you* on the next plane to El Salvador, or perhaps a short, one-way sightseeing trip over the Gulf of America, ’cuz now that you’ve served your purpose you’re really not needed anymore, and Aileen Cannon would be more than happy to take your place?
Tiedrich shared Michael Tager's story that Jeff calls "the Parable of the Nazi Bar" in his Substack post yesterday when he wrote about the incident at the Chatterbox bar, and I think it bears repeating:
So now we'll be arranging take seniors to Social Security offices and to supply tech support to ensure they can file. Thanks, DOGE. I guess we'll be doing that AFTER we spend the day taking care of our grandchildren while their parent work two jobs.
Your monstrous hed gif info: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/the-can-o-clams-can-can
And a meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/493d26ca-e61b-477b-96df-4d7817b23d67?utm_source=share
Somebody canned that dancer.
Best. Gif. Ever.
You Monster!
I love it, Martini!
Ohhhh, CAN CAN CAN. I didn't get it, still half asleep. bleh
I would buy Wonkette brand canned clams.
I've always been a "leg man"
They give me quite a lift (heh, heh)
But the second can revealed
Is the attraction of that gif.
As far as clams go
Make mine fresh with
White wine and drawn butter
But that lovely little butt
Has my mind in the gutter.
I got two legs
From my hips to the ground
And when I move 'em
They walk around
And when I lift 'em
They climb the stairs
And when I shave 'em
They ain't got no hairs
(Monty Python)
Extra credit for Python reference. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
My 10 year old son won the talent contest at summer camp for singing that fabulous jingle. LOL
He-he-he-he!
Anyone else have "Rough Boy" by ZZ Top in their heads now?
I think this may be your best animation ever!
Thanks Ron 😄
The Canned Clam Gam Cam!
"Don't you monsters know I has ALLERGY????" (I don't has allergy, and a lot of you aren't monsters. That I 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 of.)
My new favorite hed gif!
Nice gams on the clams.
The sexy canned clams has me rethinking my sexuality.
On the off chance anyone doesn't know ... the REST of the story!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/not-quite-deleted-comments-why-is-wonket-trying-to-murder-people-with-allergies
Good day!
I DEMAND YOU RESPECT MY APPLE ALLERGY!!!!
*prepares to be pelted with apples*
*pops an extra Benadryl to get ready*
Sir: as a type 1 diabetic I take umbrage at the assumption that linguini is not as important a problem as clam allergies. Have you even seen what Trump is doing to insulin prices again! I WILL NOT eat linguini and clams.
I remember that one. I iz an olde.
(giggling)
YES WE CLAM!
Is she going clamando?
Clams out everybody shout!
It certainly doesn't appear bearded . . .
Re: The "get out of my bar" clip -- I was reading that the rest of the story is that that group had come in, been extremely rude and confrontational with the patrons and staff, had obviously picked the bar because it was an LGBTQ+ venue, then left and came back and started filming, so they could have their viral "We got thrown out just because we were MAGA" video. So, even bigger assholes that you might expect just from the video.
I'm glad to hear you found your relative. To see them, you probably need to find out the visiting hours and drive there. Best of luck!
I’ve been hearing the “leftists made us vote for Krasnov by calling us Nazis and being mean” excuse for years. It’s baked into every assumption that we’re supposed to “reach out” MAGAts and understand their POV while they call for us to be executed.
Institute of Peace Declares War!
"U.S. Institute Of Peace Sues Trump Administration Over Firings, DOGE Takeover" https://www.huffpost.com/entry/doge-institute-of-peace-lawsuit-firings_n_67dae881e4b097824b23f4d6?utm_source=buzzfeed&utm_medium=iframely
Then: victory gardens
Now: resistance gardens
https://www.buzzfeed.com/meganeliscomb/low-cost-victory-garden
Will be planting tomatoes in pots on my deck in Chicago
'Trump has an “antisemitism chief.” You’ll never guess what he likes to share on the internet!' Sounds exactly like the expertise needed for someone to delegate doing the antisemitism to.
"Trump Doubles Down On His Attacks On Canada: 'One Of The Nastiest Countries To Deal With'
Trump addressed his recent attacks on Canada in an interview with Fox News' Laura Ingraham on Tuesday.
"You're tougher with Canada than you are with some of our biggest adversaries. Why?" Ingraham asked. "Only because it's meant to be our 51st state," Trump replied.
The president added that Canada is "one of the nastiest countries to deal with."
Trump also dismissed the fact that his rhetoric seems to be helping the Liberal Party ahead of an upcoming general election in the neighboring country, apparently taking a swipe at Conservative Party leader Pierre Poilievre. "I don't care," Trump said. "I'd rather deal with a liberal than a conservative."" https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-live-updates_n_67c61595e4b05c7ddfbdd015
"People were saying" this flew under the radar yesterday even after what Hic!seth did to Arlington and the Wind Talkers so I thought I would post it again
https://www.npr.org/sections/shots-health-news/2025/03/18/nx-s1-5326118/segregation-federal-contracts-far-regulation-trump
I'm kinda waiting to see how The Villages will be affected by "our Canada friends" deciding not to come here next snowbird season ( they're already starting to leave, but mostly at the end of the "season" )
One cannot believe that Leo Terrell ( FFOTUS's "antisemitism chief" ) would re-post anything saying that FFOTUS can "revoke" anyone's "Jew card", regardless of who posted it originally. I'm not forgiving him for posting that shit from Casey, I'm censuring him for posting anything at all about what FFOTUS said ( at the time I first heard about this, I condemned FFOTUS for his own antisemitism ).
Of course, in FFOTUSWorld, Terrell will probably be lauded for his re-post ( if only because "the libs" hated it )
𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦, 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘴, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘴 ...
Gee Yer Honor, is hand feeding the face-eating wild spotted kitteh and giving it a nice, safe place to live and murder at will not working out so well for you?
Nervous, maybe, that it just might be *you* on the next plane to El Salvador, or perhaps a short, one-way sightseeing trip over the Gulf of America, ’cuz now that you’ve served your purpose you’re really not needed anymore, and Aileen Cannon would be more than happy to take your place?
GOOD.
Tiedrich shared Michael Tager's story that Jeff calls "the Parable of the Nazi Bar" in his Substack post yesterday when he wrote about the incident at the Chatterbox bar, and I think it bears repeating:
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𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘱𝘶𝘯𝘬 𝘣𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳-𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘳. 𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘚𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴, “𝘯𝘰. 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵.”
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴, “𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘪’𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘪’𝘮 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘳.” 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴, “𝘰𝘶𝘵. 𝘯𝘰𝘸.” 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘴, 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘱𝘶𝘯𝘬 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮, 𝘐 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘥
𝘈𝘯𝘺𝘸𝘢𝘺, 𝘐 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦, “𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘢𝘻𝘪 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵. 𝘐𝘳𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮.” 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦, 𝘰𝘩 𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦𝘴.
“𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘯𝘪𝘱 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘥 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘢 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦, 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘦. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘵𝘰𝘰.”
“𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘠 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦, 𝘰𝘩 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘕𝘢𝘻𝘪 𝘣𝘢𝘳 𝘯𝘰𝘸. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘰𝘶𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢 𝘗𝘙𝘖𝘉𝘓𝘌𝘔. 𝘚𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯.”
https://substack.com/home/post/p-159258062
So now we'll be arranging take seniors to Social Security offices and to supply tech support to ensure they can file. Thanks, DOGE. I guess we'll be doing that AFTER we spend the day taking care of our grandchildren while their parent work two jobs.
i have been trying to find out if our local (40 min drive, 1hr bus) is being closed. Cant find a thing
**That’s some good lying, that “not doing Project 2025” lie!**
"It's the best there is."
Who needs to see a baby fox today?
https://substack.com/@vajramonkey/note/c-101461050?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=mwtl3
I did, thank you!
Thanks. I didn't realize how badly I needed to see that until I did.