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"GOD HATES UNARMED PEOPLE"

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wasn't Satyagraha that goofy kid with the Mohawk that was on American Idol a couple of seasons ago? Couldn't sing worth a damn- I guess Simon Cowell is lucky he didn't shoot him right in the face...

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<a href="http:\/\/www.eonline.com\/videos\/19334\/the-soup-house-of-sanjaya" target="_blank">Close</a>.

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Dok, you've been Poe'd -- by brillant, unadulterated snark. <i>Consider the source.</i>

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So I presume that everyone signing up for this march is <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Satyagrahi#Principles_for_satyagrahis" target="_blank">committing</a> to give up sex and alcohol, right?

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Better to shoot blindly in the darkness than bother w/ that candle shit.

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He's certainly welcome to mine.

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I take the fifth. In fact, I'm taking one right now.

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Maybe DC cops are different. In Philly, they'll bust your head for just looking at them funny.

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Yeah, I've been wondering if these poor sods have any idea how badass Metro cops are, and how pissed off they are that DC's gun-control law got squelched, ensuring that a few more inner-city cops will get murdered sometime soon.

For that matter, I wonder if they have figured out that the uniforms they will be facing are not the Democratic Party's fascist storm troops, nor anyone else having to do with the federal government.

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Understudy basket-weave!

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Nonsense, Gandhi's Walk to the Sea was <i>exactly</i> like Sherman's March to the Sea. In fact, General Sherman is the poster boy for nonviolent activism, as understood by gun nuts.

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Also practice non-posession.

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Ducks. You need ducks.

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Nah, the problem is the pronunciation, which is "Repulsively evil defiler of American values".

The confusion arises because there are so <i>many</i> Republican names that are pronounced almost the same.

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Darn, I'd forgotten Brick Oven Bill. Now I have to forget him again.

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