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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"GOD HATES UNARMED PEOPLE"

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

wasn't Satyagraha that goofy kid with the Mohawk that was on American Idol a couple of seasons ago? Couldn't sing worth a damn- I guess Simon Cowell is lucky he didn't shoot him right in the face...

SullivanSt's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.eonline.com\/videos\/19334\/the-soup-house-of-sanjaya" target="_blank">Close</a>.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Dok, you've been Poe'd -- by brillant, unadulterated snark. <i>Consider the source.</i>

SullivanSt's avatar

So I presume that everyone signing up for this march is <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Satyagrahi#Principles_for_satyagrahis" target="_blank">committing</a> to give up sex and alcohol, right?

The Quirk's avatar

Better to shoot blindly in the darkness than bother w/ that candle shit.

The Quirk's avatar

He's certainly welcome to mine.

The Quirk's avatar

I take the fifth. In fact, I'm taking one right now.

The Quirk's avatar

Maybe DC cops are different. In Philly, they'll bust your head for just looking at them funny.

malsperanza's avatar

Yeah, I've been wondering if these poor sods have any idea how badass Metro cops are, and how pissed off they are that DC's gun-control law got squelched, ensuring that a few more inner-city cops will get murdered sometime soon.

For that matter, I wonder if they have figured out that the uniforms they will be facing are not the Democratic Party's fascist storm troops, nor anyone else having to do with the federal government.

malsperanza's avatar

Understudy basket-weave!

malsperanza's avatar

Nonsense, Gandhi's Walk to the Sea was <i>exactly</i> like Sherman's March to the Sea. In fact, General Sherman is the poster boy for nonviolent activism, as understood by gun nuts.

SullivanSt's avatar

Also practice non-posession.

bobbert's avatar

Ducks. You need ducks.

bobbert's avatar

Nah, the problem is the pronunciation, which is "Repulsively evil defiler of American values".

The confusion arises because there are so <i>many</i> Republican names that are pronounced almost the same.

bobbert's avatar

Darn, I'd forgotten Brick Oven Bill. Now I have to forget him again.