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fuflans's avatar

that lead-in header should read:

'why you should only the title of this post and never ever read the content.'

Ennui There Yet's avatar

He just follows Scalia's lead.

PubOption's avatar

The third person would have to be Scalia. Otherwise Thomas wouldn't know what he is supposed to do.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Can't we just bury him?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Double thanks, actually. My doctor wants me to take a med called Maloxicam for my back. One of the side effects is "excrement like ground coffee". The "coffee bean velvet colored cement" comment pushed me back to the ibuprofin/ice side of the field.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"What would Juan Valdez say?"

Senor...senor! Please get away from my donkey! He doesn't bend like that!!

jqheywood's avatar

Of <b>course</b> he has a <i>strong interest in pornography.</i>... How can he know it when he sees it if he hasn't seen it all?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

...whatever else they had in bed... fixed

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

<i>Thomas' body is like "coffee-bean velvet covered cement"</i>

Butta-face.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Sweet Jesus...I didn't need to know that.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Sheesh....why not just say he's like "black as the ace of spades" covered cement?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I want Thomas off the court as much as anyone, but proving perjury at this point isn't worth it. You might also be opening the doors to reliving the Lewinski scandal (which conservatives will argue was EXACTLY LIKE the Thomas/Hill scandal).