Congratulations to Lillian McEwen, that woman who was finally able to overcome years of terrible embarrassment about having sex with Clarence Thomas to write a book about it. D.C. Unmasked & Undressed is the title of this newly released memoir, because the people who write tell-all memoirs are weirdly terrible at this part of marketing. Obviously this book should be entitled
Double thanks, actually. My doctor wants me to take a med called Maloxicam for my back. One of the side effects is "excrement like ground coffee". The "coffee bean velvet colored cement" comment pushed me back to the ibuprofin/ice side of the field.
Of <b>course</b> he has a <i>strong interest in pornography.</i>... How can he know it when he sees it if he hasn&#039;t seen it all?
I want Thomas off the court as much as anyone, but proving perjury at this point isn&#039;t worth it. You might also be opening the doors to reliving the Lewinski scandal (which conservatives will argue was EXACTLY LIKE the Thomas/Hill scandal).
that lead-in header should read:
&#039;why you should only the title of this post and never ever read the content.&#039;
He just follows Scalia&#039;s lead.
The third person would have to be Scalia. Otherwise Thomas wouldn&#039;t know what he is supposed to do.
GAH! DO NOT SOUND IT OUT!
Can&#039;t we just bury him?
120 Days of Clarance
Double thanks, actually. My doctor wants me to take a med called Maloxicam for my back. One of the side effects is &quot;excrement like ground coffee&quot;. The &quot;coffee bean velvet colored cement&quot; comment pushed me back to the ibuprofin/ice side of the field.
&quot;What would Juan Valdez say?&quot;
Senor...senor! Please get away from my donkey! He doesn&#039;t bend like that!!
Of <b>course</b> he has a <i>strong interest in pornography.</i>... How can he know it when he sees it if he hasn&#039;t seen it all?
...whatever else they had in bed... fixed
Playa hatas
Fixed.
<i>Thomas&#039; body is like &quot;coffee-bean velvet covered cement&quot;</i>
Butta-face.
Sweet Jesus...I didn&#039;t need to know that.
Sheesh....why not just say he&#039;s like &quot;black as the ace of spades&quot; covered cement?
I want Thomas off the court as much as anyone, but proving perjury at this point isn&#039;t worth it. You might also be opening the doors to reliving the Lewinski scandal (which conservatives will argue was EXACTLY LIKE the Thomas/Hill scandal).
Alt-text FTW!!!!