We have spent some time during this journey through our worldly vale of tears defending the gargantuan mansions of both Albert Gore and Husband of the Millennium John Edwards.
Yeah, you need maybe ten times that (in cash; the condo board insists!) if you want a <a href="http:\/\/radaronline.com\/photos\/three-floor-new-york-city-penthouse-on-market-for-120-million\/photo\/503167\/" target="_blank">nice place</a>.
Jesus, $10.5 million does not buy much in Manhattan. No garden, no fireplaces? Hardly any terraces? No playroom for the children? No servants&#039; wing? Seriously, none of that stuff? Just a lot of white walls and a Subzero fridge?
Also, that neighborhood is for parvenus and newbies.
The nouveau rich are so gauche. The only enviable thing about the place to me is the huge space. Instead of having to kick the underwear and other clothing covering the floor out of my way I could just start hanging out in another room. But then all my magazines, catalogs, and books are piled next to the dirty clothes so I&#039;d have to go back in their to get them, start reading something and end up sitting in the same mass of feral bachelordom.
So, Rush got to be his present size by eating cake.
Great work with the knife!
Note the monthly taxes and maintenance: $12,255 per month. (Note to non-New Yorkers, that is not a typo.)
Even if you own this joint free and clear, you still have to cough up 12 large every month, just for the privilege of owning it.
Yeah, you need maybe ten times that (in cash; the condo board insists!) if you want a <a href="http:\/\/radaronline.com\/photos\/three-floor-new-york-city-penthouse-on-market-for-120-million\/photo\/503167\/" target="_blank">nice place</a>.
Does Bill O&#039;Reilly know that his grandchild is on Wonkette?
It&#039;s for when they deliver the bodies and you&#039;re not home.
Jesus, $10.5 million does not buy much in Manhattan. No garden, no fireplaces? Hardly any terraces? No playroom for the children? No servants&#039; wing? Seriously, none of that stuff? Just a lot of white walls and a Subzero fridge?
Also, that neighborhood is for parvenus and newbies.
Harlem? You mean the stylish new district called North Broadway, or NoBro?
7 frickin toilets. For the love of god.
The nouveau rich are so gauche. The only enviable thing about the place to me is the huge space. Instead of having to kick the underwear and other clothing covering the floor out of my way I could just start hanging out in another room. But then all my magazines, catalogs, and books are piled next to the dirty clothes so I&#039;d have to go back in their to get them, start reading something and end up sitting in the same mass of feral bachelordom.
It looks pretty damn gaudy to me. Why do so many rich things have to be so...excessive?
Where&#039;s the car elevator?
I&#039;m sure Bill O&#039;Reilly&#039;s kids go home to a trailer park.