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Maybe's avatar

This guy should NOT be a father to his sons. He should not be allowed to contact them at all since he is a terrible role model.

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DenZ's avatar

Yet another grifting ass-hat.

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DeStenWell's avatar

This is the article that made me subscribe to your substack. Better to laugh than cry… although I’m doing both.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

Welcome! Wonkette is the best, you won't be disappointed.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

I got some dirty boots, baby

Dirty boots

Hey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XdYnh729IQ

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kckitty's avatar

The GOP so often has charlatans as politicians that I am getting numb to them, sadly.

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Nemo's avatar

This guy really reminds me of Corey Lewandowski and Brad Parscale. And many others in the Trumposphere.

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T L Mills's avatar

Thankfully he is no relation of mine, but I'd really appreciate it if he'd stop dragging the name around in the bullshit, filthy mud and the disgusting arms trade. He sounds EXTREMELY SHADY! Yup...real prizes, those '"Florrible" Men' are.

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Miranda Writes's avatar

It’s always some crazy Florida man. Holy crap. … seriously.

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John Santos's avatar

The grenade with the elephant logo: product placement. Nothing is more American than cross-advertising. What are you, a filthy commie?

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Mark Lungo's avatar

Get a load of the snide, entitled arrogance in Mills' response to Sollenberger. Even without the domestic abuse, I'm shocked that this asshole was able to find one woman who would put up with his bullshit, let alone two.

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T L Mills's avatar

She was young and apparently very naive.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

The penthouses include "Cool grey Calacatta quartz countertops". No word on whether they include Rich Corinthian Leather.

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fawkedifiknow's avatar

Classic Trumpista and classic deadbeat.

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RSKPDX's avatar

Did you all know that private aircraft still use leaded gasoline?

Hillsboro is one of the largest private airports in the country and has a groundwater lead plume.

All of the open space around that airport is not for approach paths, it’s lead poisoning. It’s in the ground.

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thephantomcheese's avatar

And just what is the aviation industry's excuse for building engines which require leaded gasoline? The auto industry converted over, albeit reluctantly, 50 years ago, so they have no excuse.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Inertia, mostly. The FAA has to certify that any replacement fuel is a drop-in substitute, which is taking freaking forever. (Do not be surprised if Donnie Dipshit decides that lead is good for us, and kills the program entirely.)

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Most of the technology in single-engine planes is not much different from 1930's technology (except the avionics).

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RSKPDX's avatar

They have no excuse!

Something to do with the cylinder rings??

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Valve seats, but yeah.

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paperlesstiger's avatar

Gutfeld embraces his inner Nazi.

𝗙𝗼𝘅 𝗡𝗲𝘄𝘀 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝘂𝗻𝘀 𝗪𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗨𝗻𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗢𝗻 ‘𝗡𝗮𝘇𝗶𝘀’ 𝗔𝗻𝗱 ‘𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀’

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/fox-news-wild-segment-reclaiming_n_6877426ae4b05557ffd2ab06

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Mark Linimon's avatar

At this point, the whole camel is in the tent, not just the nose.

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Maybe's avatar

I think it came in rear end first.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Oh, this is just his way of being a cool and edgy comic.

It's what happens when someone convinces himself that he knows all about comedy and all about politics, while actually knowing nothing about either.

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Mateo del Sol's avatar

This is where we are now.

They''re just out here saying who they are with their whole chest.

Also news flash you idiots - there is a world of difference between reclaiming a slur and attempting to reclaim a word because *you* are called that for embracing the worst sort of behavior and people. .

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Hops: 86/47 or bust's avatar

Calling themselves nazis is the first time they've said anything accurate.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

Displaying the "We are all domestic terrorists" in big bold letters at one of their CPAC hate fests a year or so ago stands out as another time they told the truth.

Reddit link so I don't have to link to not-Twitter and I can't upload images: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1e369f7/republicans_openly_embracing_political_violence/

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RSKPDX's avatar

I used to work with a gal whose family was from Berchtesgaden and they are still salty about World War II!

You know.. the war they lost and took Europe with them.

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Maybe's avatar

The Civil War was much longer ago than that a whole lot of fools are still fighting it.

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RSKPDX's avatar

!!!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Stuns? I mean...have people listened to the shit Fox has been saying for the past 20 years?

All dude is doing is dropping the dog whistles a little more.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I saw this yesterday, so astoundingly stupid. I hope my exMIL gets called a nazi.

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RSKPDX's avatar

By the way, Intel is circling the drain and causing real harm to Hillsboro and the Oregon economy. They lied to the state last week and laid off over four thousand people (me included) and failed to file a WARN notice and got away with It.

Their new CEO is going to end up selling it for scrap. This town will never recover.

They said only 500 people were getting fired. Lies.

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kckitty's avatar

So sorry to hear that. May you find employment soon.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Shit, sorry to hear that.

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

How are you doing? Are you in a position to stand up and walk away? If not, do you have prospects?

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Fog of Jen's avatar

:hugs: sorry you were let go. I expect more of this in the coming years though. Trump certainly is not going to bring manufacturing back, but he is sure incentivizing the vulture capitalists to pick the bones of any corporation we have left and selling it for parts.

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RSKPDX's avatar

The new CEO is a vulture.

Intel might be the greatest disaster in the history of Capitalism

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Eddie Lampert has joined the chat.

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kckitty's avatar

Where is that jerk?

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

That's awful. I'm sorry to hear about the layoffs. A friend who is a tattoo artist in Austin has lost all his customers because of layoffs in town. That shit trickles down so hard! Look, we found the trickle down economics!

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I am sorry to hear that.... unbelievable.

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RSKPDX's avatar

They have benefited from billions in subsidies. Billions with a “B” they have been polluting the local environment for years and got a notice from the EPA two years ago that if they didn’t stop emissions from their exhaust stacks they would shut them down

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Oh and they have laid off *everyone in marketing* and outsourced it. Viable companies don't do that. How they fucked up a great engineering company is a mystery to me.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I want to buy tickets to OKComicCon because I want to meet Vicki Lawrence. They have single day tickets with a military discount, but no teacher discount. The military is, if you don't know, a largely male force that focuses on war and killing. Women make up the majority of the teaching work force and raise America's children. Why no teacher discount?!

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Send pix! Lawrence is da bomb!

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Dina's avatar

Funny you should mention her, I actually found this in my FB "Memories" today (Tim Conway's elephant story and Vicki Lawrence making everyone die at the end):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qqE_WmagjY

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RSKPDX's avatar

War was declared

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Teachers go to work every day!

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YaJagoff's avatar

And has some war components to it.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

If you meet her ask her why she ever agreed to perform on Mama's Family.

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Bobathonic's avatar

It was fine as a sketch.

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CripesAmighty's avatar

FNORD!

Recall an interview with Conway in which he revealed his mission as focused and singular: to prevent Harvey Korman from finishing any scene/sketch.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

No way, it's great as a series!

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

WHAT!? I FUCKING LOVE MAMA'S FAMILY!

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

IT'S LIKE I DON"T EVEN KNOW YOU!

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Iola is my inner woman.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Because girls. Duh.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

"Did you even WATCH Mama's Family?!"

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