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Was that where they kept all the dentists?

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My parents and I lived across the street from the Teachers' College for a year when I was in third grade. I've often wished I had been just a little bit older. Manhattan was plenty cool at age nine, but it would have been a whole different deal at, say, thirteen.

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When I was in third grade (55-56), my parents and I lived in an apartment on W 121st, across the street from Columbia Teachers' College, where I went to school. According to Google Mapz, our apartment building was either next to, or one over from, Corpus Christi Church.

I have no memory of the church because (a) not Catholic, and (b) by walking a couple of blocks west, one came to Riverside Church (now, THAT'S a church). Also, too, Grant's Tomb, where I learned (repeatedly, thanks Dad) the full answer to who is buried there.

So I guess George's house must have been in the little block before Morningside Park? Of course, at the time I was there, he was off in the Air Force. But for right now, my third-grade residence is on George Carlin Way! How <strike>ironic</strike> coincidental. Thanks, DiBlasio.

Actually, the fact that George attended school at Corpus Christi does push the irony needle up a wee bit.

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"They called it Morningside Heights, but we called it...White Harlem."

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I guess NYC likes having their street signs stolen?

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With de Blasio, there is thankfully little chance of renaming the block in front of 911 5th Ave. as Giuliani Way.

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God is fucking with those priests. Which is ironic.

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The Catholics are just sore because their address is on ShitPissFuckCuntCocksuckerMotherfuckerTits Street.

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I lived in that neighborhood for three years. 121st Street dead-ends at a liberal divinity school (Cornell West taught there a while, and Melissa Harris-Perry was a student there recently). A professor there was famous for once staging a Eucharist of beer and hot dogs. If George had grown up in a different sort of religious milieu, he might not have had such intense dislike of religion. His humor might have really suffered, though.

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I wonder if the topic of irony ever came up between Carlin and Alanis Morissette on the set of "Dogma"...

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