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<em>"The Cleveland Police protect and serve the Browns stadium and the Browns organization owes us an apology.”</em>

The Browns will get right on that, once the Cleveland Police apologize for hiring a small-town washout, giving him a badge and a gun, and turning him loose on the unsuspecting citizens of their city.

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"Nice little stadium you've got here, Browns. Nice fans too. Be a shame if something were to happen to 'em."

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"Time for some traffic problems at the Browns' stadium."

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The <a href="http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/videos\/f876edd60c\/black-nra" target="_blank">Black NRA</a> needs to work on that.

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Well, he sorta does have a point. Being a pro athlete doesn't necessary make you an expert on killin'. But if O.J. wanted to opine ....

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The team is named after the color of the water in the Cuyahoga River.

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I'm afraid I'm fresh out of fucks to give about police getting their butts hurt over other people expecting them to treat black people like humans.

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You be hittin' the nail on the head, there. It's wounded ego that drives police brutality. Sassin' the cops = capital offense.

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Information goes in, garbage comes out. You can't explain it.

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