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Paul Gosar did an anti-Semitism again.......it must be Tuesday.

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WE WANT HUNTER BIDEN'S COCK!!!!!! GIVE IT TO US, KARINE!

Gawd, these people are ridiculous.

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Fuck you, you Fox asshole. Get fucked.

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How do you have "unity" with wild animals who want to stab you in the back or put you in a camp? Seriously.

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The ASL interpreter is awesome. The human ability and determination to overcome truly inspiring. Don't recall but I'll assume including deaf Americans was too woke under the Former Guy.

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I love how ASLP interpreters have started being a regular thing at concerts, now.

I first saw it when I attended Bottlerock in 2015, and dayum! Those ASL interpreters really got into it and were just magnificent.

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ASL interpreters were a staple of Women's Music concerts and festivals (Think Holly Near, Meg Christensen, Chris Williamson, Linda Tillary ), and Pride Events going back into the late 70s. One reason there are (or at least were) a lot of queer interpreters.

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Today's interpreter was talkin to me and i don't sign a word.

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"Isn't it in fact true that both Hunter and Joe Biden showed their cocks to the Burisma board of directors in exchange for 100 billion dollars?!'

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Nice work when you can get it.

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Worth every penny.

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I've done more for less ..

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Lots less.

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Lots more.

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July 25, 2023
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It's embarrassing but I figure if I apologize and tell everyone I'm now sober and allow me my privacy my career as an influencer should prosper with the negative press.

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But aren't there millions of Americans who do this each year to join fraternities?

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I saw Hunter's cock with a Chinese menu in his hand.

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Little old lady got mutilated late last night, Hunter's cock again...

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His pubes were perfect.

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Very unyeti like

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July 25, 2023
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Damn! My urologist didn't pay me shit.

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Ain’t no dick on Earth worth more than a dime a dozen.

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Same as downtown.....

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The GOP doesn't give two shits about mental health.

What I hear from right wingers in my family is I don't have mental health issues. I am just "fragile" and need to "buck up" and "stop being lazy."

I'm so sick of it.

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They love to talk about mental health when there is a mass shooting massive enough to get the public's attention. Or when they want to whine about how confusing life is for a man these days. But they never do ANYTHING to fund mental health care (heaven forfend).

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More bootstraps, right? Self therapy. :( And above all: GET JEBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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That's why mental illness is so prevalent in the GQP.

So many tough guys on the verge of a nervous breakdown because they're not allowed to need help.

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Yep. This right fucking here.

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I'm surprised they aren't saying "you're woke!"

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Oh, I'm sure that's the least they say.

They've called me "communist" to my face.

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I have a slightly different spelling of buck that I would send back their way.

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Obviously need more Jesus!

/s

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I've gotten that, too. :(

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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awww

𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁 (𝐴𝑃) — 𝑅𝑒𝑝𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑅𝑜𝑛 𝐷𝑒𝑆𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑎𝑟 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑔𝑛 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑓𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑣𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑙𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑎𝑠 ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑔𝑛 𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑑 𝑢𝑛𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒.

𝐷𝑒𝑆𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑠, 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑟 𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝐷𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑑 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝'𝑠 𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑒𝑓 𝑟𝑖𝑣𝑎𝑙 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐺𝑂𝑃'𝑠 2024 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑦 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑠𝑡, ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑐𝑢𝑡 𝑎 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑟𝑑 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑔𝑛 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑓𝑓 — 𝑜𝑟 38 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒, 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑔𝑛 𝑎𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑠𝑝𝑜𝑘𝑒 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑦𝑚𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑢𝑠𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑔𝑛 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑔𝑦.

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I don't now who told Ron he could move to the right of Trump(!) and remain electable anywhere outside of FL.

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A couple of weeks ago MSNBC played a clip of Ronnie saying how he is gonna fight wokeism in this country.

Maybe Nicole Wallace didn't know the camera was on her but she was laughing real good.

She finally said " You go Ron, you fight it!" And kept laughing. They went to commercial.

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Nicole is my very real Canadian Girlfriend and she likes to have a glass of wine while working...it tickles here funny bones....

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Meanwhile, in polls for Iowa and South Carolina, DeSantis has lost ground to Tim Scott and to Nikki Haley.

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Ronnie’s donors are sprinting toward Scott throwing handfuls of Benjamins.

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He's running his campaign as well as he runs the state.

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I hope Casey is feeling some blowback for this, given how involved she's been in his career.

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Lady Malbec? I doubt it...she's plotting her revenge.

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At this rate, she's never going to get the full Trump campaign treatment, called ugly and unfuckable just before her husband becomes an obsequious weasel.

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Is he filing charges against them because they can't make him likeable?

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“Will Ron Desantis be too broke to make the first debate stage”?

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It does rhyme with woke...

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"Signs point to yes."

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Too bad, so sad.

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"Before we start today, I want to let you know President Biden has today unilaterally decided to drone strike every school play in every school in the continent of..."

"One question!"

"Go on..."

"Is the President concerned about his son's cock?"

"...I knew it."

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"Which is why the President believes it is beneficial for all Americans to consume as much powdered glass as they possibly can every day... yes?"

"Hunter Biden's penis..."

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"He was very clear in his call with both Modi and Sharif on the subject of Kashmir, when he said, and I quote, 'Finders keepers, Jack'- yes?"

"Is he concerned about the pictures of Hunter?"

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They only say cock in the pornos.

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We'll leave it in the hands of a well hung jury.

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May it please the court.

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What does the president know about Hunter's dick pics, and when did he know it?!

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…during the circumcision?

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Dude, it's not Twitter anymore. It's called er, or if you prefer, X. And anything you post there is Xcrement.

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The correct pronunciation is "shitter."

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I prefer to pronounce my xs as “sh”

Welcome to xitter

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Ahhh! Like president Xi, president Shi?

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Wait, as in 10 shits??? I'm confused......

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X, as in eXtinct.

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X as in birdstrike. Hello windmills!

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Elon Quixote

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It's the symbol formerly known as Twitter.

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At least until Meta and Microsoft sue the symbol into something else.

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Ouch! Too hot! Where's the oven mitts!

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Are there ever any days when they aren't?

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A full 107% mindfuckingly stupid questions.

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Was Doocy in the house?

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