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My first thought: How do these people sleep at night?But you know what?I don't care.

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It was actually raining(!) in Saguaro National Park when we visited years ago.Magical!

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Source?

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Anyone else besides me thinkin the primary foohaha was a dry run for that very self same run off between Panama John and the Anne girl?

yeah.

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I don't get hiking in a desert. Hiking is best done in a cool wood where it is not 200 degrees in the shade, and there are mountain springs around every other corner. Little biased tho.

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Sadly, it isn't helping to inform the electorate as far as I can tell, but it sure is emboldening the bigots to crawl out from underneath their rocks.

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Present company excepted!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! *falls over ded*I thought you were serious until I read that last sentence. *giggle* So, are academic scientists and post-docs paid a lot on your planet? If so, I'd move there!

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in the spirit of political correctness, if you'll forgive me, Dok, the differences that Hillary and Bernie have regarding health care and minimum wage are not so much in the "how" as in the "how much". And the differences therefore are: Hillary:"a wee bit" Bernie: "huuuuge"

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Elect a Democratic President and Dems take back the Senate, and the current Senate will confirm Garland so fast it'll leave a cartoon vapor trail behind him.

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When Trump ends up with 28% of the women's vote, 2% of the black vote, and 7% of the Latino vote and Republicans lose the Senate, I think the educational value of this exercise will be apparent.

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But if they make the polls more accessible for everyone, they won't vote republican any more. Arizona should sue Bernie and Hilary for stepping all over their state ritez.

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I am so stealing "bunglecunts." With full attribution, but I'm stealing it.

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I believe the proper form is "hoofwanking bunglecunts" used in its entirety.

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As a devout ruminant, I take offense at that microaggressive adjective. It's a cruel taunt, as clearly one can't wank with hooves.

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