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I thought they were always The Fact-Free Republican Party... this must be one of those re-branding efforts the GOP have proven they can do so well. (remember - "we've got to stop being the stupid party" -? Yeah, like that)

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I'm not convinced. If you want me to believe that Glenn Beck RAPED AND MURDERED A GIRL IN 1990 then I must insist that you show me more proof that Glenn Beck RAPED AND MURDERED A GIRL IN 1990.

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The assassins make the mistake of shooting her in the head, thus missing her brain by three feet.

(props to Not the Nine O'Clock News' for the gag.)

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Short-wave? Really? What is it, 1930?

https://hardyboysbookreview...

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... Right To Work also comes to mind. It's a Conservafact that if you use a few simple words like 'right' and 'work', and with a lot of bafflegab you can convince the base it actually has something to do with "workers rights". Clean Coal? Safe Natural Gas Fracking? The list is endless...

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'Jenna! Jenna! Jenna!'

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Oh, like anyone in his audience will even notice.

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No-one will take responsibility for it. No-one would dare.

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That's how I found my copy of 'Bloodrock N Roll.' One of those albums that you will probably never, ever see digitally.Damn, I have got to get the old Dual set up again...

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... I figured Monica left an impression, now I'm guessing - dental?

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No, it's not. Choosing to listen to the Right Wing Hate Machine, OTOH...

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... "I saw you take that shit. Put it back."

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... maybe we could get Rinse Prepuce to look into it.

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Aye, that would be a rare one, matey. I believe I found my copy in the clearance bin at the local Kresge's (yeah, I are A Old). Vinyl collection is long gone, but my sources tell me it was re-released on CD in 1992, so there is hope it will turn up digitally - somewhere. (here's what a Kresge store looked like for those who aren't familiar with the pre-K-mart years)

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Your sources are better than mine, then. But I still have vinyl that I know will never see the laser's light...

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Manhattan - the Clintons count on loyal supporters like you - people that they can fool all of the time.

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