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Tiny kaiju's avatar

It's good to see your cousin again. I trust he has been well during his absence.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Send in the Navajo Grandmothers Brigade!!!! They lay down a guilt trip that can reduce a grown man to a submissive 6 year old.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Because they defend the <i>United States of America</i> which is his enemy.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

They fantasize that they are soldiers ready to rise up against <strike>Obama</strike> tyranny. Wolverines! But really, one Marine in a humvee could defeat them all. He or she could call in some helicopters, tanks, indirect fire, air strikes, nukes or a buddy, but that would be -- as Colin Powell put it once -- unchivalrous.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Is that a tiny copy of the Constitution in your pocket, Mr. Bundy, or are you just happy to see me?

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Charon's Avatar's avatar

Assholes are assholes whatever the question. They will always find the asshole position and drop their assholes on it.

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Charon's Avatar's avatar

They're just like rabid gunsters who have to have their toys in every nook and cranny in the country all the while bellowing it's their constitutional right. There is no constitutional right to carry the damn things openly or discretely in public. No right what so ever. They have a right to a gun, but the constitution says noting about having the damn things everywhere. Pile on gunsters, but I won't respond.

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PubOption's avatar

Will they have enough militiamen to guard two sites from the jackbooted BLM thugs?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

While these idiots caper around with their guns and other toys, the Feds are busily taking names and license plate numbers. I suspect most of these patriot cosplayers know that they're going to be ignored as a group, no matter what stupid stunts they pull off . . . and that after they've given up, packed up, and gone home, they're going to get their asses handed to them on a long list of weapons and Federal trespass charges.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

More like, "Let's toss a coin, then do what we want." Pretty much the same way they deal with elections.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I expect them to fly airplanes into buildings. Oops ... too late: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Austin_suicide_...">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik... <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/1994..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.nytimes.com/1994/09/13/us/crash-white-...">http://www.nytimes.com/1994...

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Vienna Woods's avatar

They have to enter and exit the canyon somewhere...

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jqheywood's avatar

Arcosanti Libelz!!!1!

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jqheywood's avatar

George Hayduke lives!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Welfare Rancher Bundy's Occupy Nevada Movement takes another ugly turn.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Is the BLM Wile E. Coyote in this scenario?

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