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lljktechnogeek's avatar

Seriously. Every white guy who has ever honestly been offended by a black guy calling them a "cracker", raise your hand.

Everyone with your hand up, you're a liar, get the fuck out. "Cracker" is the most ridiculous racial slur ever invented, and believe me, that's a pretty fucking crowded field.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

So, are Cracker Jacks now politically incorrect? I sure hope not, because they are one of my favorite snacks.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Television does that to people

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they were more likely to end up over a barrel

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

this cracker would...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

makes you more of a muppet

we can say muppet, right?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

every single day, sadly...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I hate word problems

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but I bet she eats rice

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I actually saw a bit of that segment yesterday- in all fairness, Lemon didn't do a half bad job all considering. the problem wasn't lemon or even any of the other panelists, it's the God awful excuse for a brain trust that runs the network. There really wasn't much anyone on the segment could do not to have the whole thing appear stilted and downright idiotic.

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The Quirk's avatar

So many Bad Words, so few letters of the alphabet. BTW, there are now TWO "F-Words" you can't say on tv.

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The Quirk's avatar

I'm still trying to make "Genetic Defective" a thing.

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PubOption's avatar

But not as devilish.

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PubOption's avatar

That could be another name for the Tea Party.

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diogenez's avatar

I love the persecuted notion that people can't say something (e.g. - Merry Christmas, et al)

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Shypixel's avatar

Did my tax dollars help pay for your PhD?

Because I hope that my tax dollars helped pay for your PhD. One of the better things they might have spent my money on...

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