You've probably already heard the sad news already: CNN is cancelling Piers Morgan's primetime talk show whose title, Piers Morgan Tonight, we had to look up because come on, Piers Morgan. Across our great land, the news is being greeted with a wave of indifference almost equal to that which led to the program's cancellation. The show is being pulled sometime in March, and Morgan may stay with CNN in some capacity. Or maybe he'll just go back to England and hack phones some more.
They could fill the spot with a version of <i>What&#039;s Up with That?</i>, with the host, DeAndre Cole, replaced with Kanye West. Is Lindsay Buckingham available as a guest?
His ratings really sucked since practically no one watched any more. You normally can&#039;t alienate an empty room, but apparently Piers even found a way to do that.
We can possibly acheive this by making viewing of Graham Norton mandatory
CNN itself
Piers who?
CNN could do a US version of <i>The Graham Norton Show,</i> starring Seth McFarlane.
They could fill the spot with a version of <i>What&#039;s Up with That?</i>, with the host, DeAndre Cole, replaced with Kanye West. Is Lindsay Buckingham available as a guest?
His ratings really sucked since practically no one watched any more. You normally can&#039;t alienate an empty room, but apparently Piers even found a way to do that.
So are they going to go *dumber?* That would be pretty impressive considering how low they&#039;ve set the bar already.
Joe Walsh&#039;s Deadbeat Dad Beat premiering in April.
Morgan is no Alistair Cooke.