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Amy March's avatar

Love that the first screengrab includes a close-up image of the cankles.

The attention to detail with these people is just phenomenal.

David Mendoza's avatar

Love your post

"The End"

Kgprophet's avatar

None of these 'gotchas' point out that these celebrities are not President.

DemoCat's avatar

He falls asleep during his monthly flattery sessions where his cabinet all thank him profusely for solving all the world’s problems, and for blessing them with his bodily presence. We all see it, when they actually allow cameras to capture it. But we are told he’s “resting his eyes,” or that he listens better when he’s meditating.

It’s hard to stay grounded and believe much of anything matters when things that are supposedly of utmost national importance are so utterly absurd and meaningless.

San's avatar

Just ignore MAGA

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

I'm put in mind of Miracle Max from The Princess Bride.

He's not dead; he's mostly dead.

OK, so how much longer for dead-dead? I've got a full calendar and things to plan for.

Axomamma's avatar

"there was concern yesterday that he might have fallen asleep at Arlington National Cemetery during Memorial Day observances."

"Might have"? omfg.

With journamalism like that, WE ARE TOO WINNING.

KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

And these one-eyed partial dingbats said with straight faces that Biden was in mental decline and Harris was unqualified.

DemoCat's avatar

Harris was an experienced attorney and leader and vice president who was articulate, energetic and capable. But Trump was MAN.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. The world awaits the inevitable, which cannot happen soon enough. We have a good bottle of Prosecco in the fridge, but might just have to spring for champers. We love the widow.

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

La Veuve is Orange, n'est-ce pas?

noname's avatar

Seulement la terre.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Decades after Trump's scalp reduction surgery President exclaims "I want my skin back!!"

T L Mills's avatar

Rapid Response is Steven Cheung who has always been an internet attack troll for several political figures and still responds exactly the way he did when he first started. He has not grown with his job...except sideways, perhaps. He is a mound of shit covered lard--and is exactly the same inside as out. He should have been a sumo wrestler, but that profession probably requires enough brains to formulate strategy, which Cheung doesn't possess.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

People will probably accuse me of being deranged, but I have no use for a half-dead President Trump.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Prop him up in the entryway, pull a wire up his backside, and place a lampshade on his head.

mzf's avatar

Weekend at Donny's

Hank Napkin's avatar

AND BY 'IMPROVE' HE MEANS 'LET TRUMP SLEEP MORE'

"...And I’d like to hear what the White House has done to evaluate- why the president has this increased daytime somnolence and what they’re doing to improve that.”

Tessie's avatar

"The president has severe daytime somnolence,”

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Listen, if YOU were up at 4 AM rage-tweeting on the shitter, YOU'd sleep all day, too.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Sure sure, make excuses for him, the most transparently hard-working President we could EVER EVER have!

Tessie's avatar

I thought I *was* making excuses for him.

Tessie's avatar

“The president has severe daytime somnolence,”

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This is not a thing. Stop eating snakes and go to med school.

Hank Napkin's avatar

After the See / Sea lesson and the Dum not Dumb lesson America clamors for clarity on They're / There / Their and especially Through and Threw!

Tessie's avatar

My particular pet peeves are loose/lose and where/were, but I think that's pretty advanced stuff for them.

Hank Napkin's avatar

What does the werewolf wear and where?

Tessie's avatar

I am not sure, but I understand his hair is perfect.

DemoCat's avatar

I always loved that line. Drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s. His hair was perfect.