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Mommadillo's avatar

I’m 74 and have definitely made my peace with the Grim Reaper as long as he doesn’t drag things out. I’m with Harry.

https://youtu.be/PQDzK0rgZ4E?si=sJQeWK71TcDhLBB_

Birb-General of the US's avatar

The thing they're not talking about is that Trump maniacally and obsessively stays up all night until 5 AM tweeting bullshit about enemies on his personal truth channel, so naturally he can't stay awake during the day, even if they wake him up at 10:30 in the morning. That's only five and a half hours of sleep, and when your 80 that doesn't cut it. Not sleeping at night is the mental illness here.

Dave Gesell's avatar

"Because what is Donald Trump? Not dumb, if that’s what you are asking!"

Big if true, but let's see the certificate confirming that he doesn't have Donkey Brains.

RRJKR's avatar

Trump is just stupid His whole career of failures indicate someone who lacks critical thinking skills and acts mostly on impulse.

EyeQueue's avatar

And everyoen who has been around him has allowed him to get away with it over and over and over.

Cowards, all of them. Fucking cowards.

And now we are stuck with THIS FUCKING SHIT!

mr_snarky's avatar

"I'm not dead yet." - DJT

Rosy red ASS's avatar

"Unfortunately" - RRA

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Antique Greek mythology claims that DEATH and SLEEP are two sides of a single deity.

They called Sleep "Hypnos" and they called Death "Thanatos".

Marvel comics featuring a genocidal Thanos didn't go very far to come up with the name.

Schmannity's avatar

This sleeping dog lies.

biff murphy's avatar

Thanks from the Rapid Response Assholes!

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

which consists of human thumb Stephen Chung frantically tweeting 'I know you are BUT WHAT AM I?!?'

PrimerGray's avatar

I don't think Assface is sleeping in the hed image. I think he's checking out Rubio's shoes and thinking, "Those look good on him."

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Rubio, on the other hand, looks pretty drowsy.

Oy!'s avatar

"Not many people know that there is a 'b' in "dumb" . . . " –Dumented Donald

There is no 'b' in "dumentia" . . .

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Kimmel did a whole bit on it last night. Pretty funny.

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"Trump Skips Don Jr’s Wedding, Attacks DUMOCRATS on Memorial Day & Claims His Physical Went PERFECTLY"–https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_VcOYrCqhQ

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

I read that as Dumo-crats

First, dumo harm...

gnomemansanisland's avatar

Bring out your somnolent!

RRJKR's avatar
18mEdited

If you ever met the young Donald Trump you'd know he's just the same stupid MFer that he always was. He doesn't have dementia he's always been like this

EyeQueue's avatar

I watched an interview of him on the Rona Barret show (an old clip I was watching from the 80s).

Same shit. Same lame generalities. "America has unlimited potential. It could be great. Like nobody has ever seen."

THEY COULD HAVE BEEN SHUTTING HIM DOWN BACK THEN AND DIDN'T DO SO! FUCK RONA BARRET FOR LETTING HIM JUST SIT THERE AND DROOL!

RRJKR's avatar

I used to run into him on occasion in the mid 1970s Stupid, rude, boring asshole best describes him then Nobody liked him He hasn't changed much

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Nobody knows about the B in dumb thing is just more proof of how fucking coddled he is, too. Some wormtongue little degenerate really told him that nobody knows that in order to protect his insanely fragile ego.

EyeQueue's avatar

He needed the shit just knocked out of him for saying that.

Jesus fuck can someone just knock the shit out of him? We can take up a collection, man.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

We could take bids for the opportunity.

freakishlystrong's avatar

More terrifying still is that we're all trapped in the dementia ward with him.

M'Hael's avatar

What's funny is the only people who can see any of that pitiful, try-hard, junior high IKYABWAI whining without trying are bots, MAGA parasites, and media echo chamber fucks who loudly protest, "BUt ThIs Is WhErE tHe EnGaGeMeNt Is!!!11!!!1"