He falls asleep during his monthly flattery sessions where his cabinet all thank him profusely for solving all the world’s problems, and for blessing them with his bodily presence. We all see it, when they actually allow cameras to capture it. But we are told he’s “resting his eyes,” or that he listens better when he’s meditating.
It’s hard to stay grounded and believe much of anything matters when things that are supposedly of utmost national importance are so utterly absurd and meaningless.
Ta, Evan. The world awaits the inevitable, which cannot happen soon enough. We have a good bottle of Prosecco in the fridge, but might just have to spring for champers. We love the widow.
Rapid Response is Steven Cheung who has always been an internet attack troll for several political figures and still responds exactly the way he did when he first started. He has not grown with his job...except sideways, perhaps. He is a mound of shit covered lard--and is exactly the same inside as out. He should have been a sumo wrestler, but that profession probably requires enough brains to formulate strategy, which Cheung doesn't possess.
"...And I’d like to hear what the White House has done to evaluate- why the president has this increased daytime somnolence and what they’re doing to improve that.”
Love that the first screengrab includes a close-up image of the cankles.
The attention to detail with these people is just phenomenal.
Love your post
"The End"
None of these 'gotchas' point out that these celebrities are not President.
He falls asleep during his monthly flattery sessions where his cabinet all thank him profusely for solving all the world’s problems, and for blessing them with his bodily presence. We all see it, when they actually allow cameras to capture it. But we are told he’s “resting his eyes,” or that he listens better when he’s meditating.
It’s hard to stay grounded and believe much of anything matters when things that are supposedly of utmost national importance are so utterly absurd and meaningless.
Just ignore MAGA
I'm put in mind of Miracle Max from The Princess Bride.
He's not dead; he's mostly dead.
OK, so how much longer for dead-dead? I've got a full calendar and things to plan for.
"there was concern yesterday that he might have fallen asleep at Arlington National Cemetery during Memorial Day observances."
"Might have"? omfg.
With journamalism like that, WE ARE TOO WINNING.
And these one-eyed partial dingbats said with straight faces that Biden was in mental decline and Harris was unqualified.
Harris was an experienced attorney and leader and vice president who was articulate, energetic and capable. But Trump was MAN.
Ta, Evan. The world awaits the inevitable, which cannot happen soon enough. We have a good bottle of Prosecco in the fridge, but might just have to spring for champers. We love the widow.
La Veuve is Orange, n'est-ce pas?
Seulement la terre.
Decades after Trump's scalp reduction surgery President exclaims "I want my skin back!!"
Rapid Response is Steven Cheung who has always been an internet attack troll for several political figures and still responds exactly the way he did when he first started. He has not grown with his job...except sideways, perhaps. He is a mound of shit covered lard--and is exactly the same inside as out. He should have been a sumo wrestler, but that profession probably requires enough brains to formulate strategy, which Cheung doesn't possess.
People will probably accuse me of being deranged, but I have no use for a half-dead President Trump.
Prop him up in the entryway, pull a wire up his backside, and place a lampshade on his head.
Weekend at Donny's
AND BY 'IMPROVE' HE MEANS 'LET TRUMP SLEEP MORE'
"...And I’d like to hear what the White House has done to evaluate- why the president has this increased daytime somnolence and what they’re doing to improve that.”
"The president has severe daytime somnolence,”
`
Listen, if YOU were up at 4 AM rage-tweeting on the shitter, YOU'd sleep all day, too.
Sure sure, make excuses for him, the most transparently hard-working President we could EVER EVER have!
I thought I *was* making excuses for him.
“The president has severe daytime somnolence,”
`
This is not a thing. Stop eating snakes and go to med school.
After the See / Sea lesson and the Dum not Dumb lesson America clamors for clarity on They're / There / Their and especially Through and Threw!
My particular pet peeves are loose/lose and where/were, but I think that's pretty advanced stuff for them.
What does the werewolf wear and where?
I am not sure, but I understand his hair is perfect.
I always loved that line. Drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s. His hair was perfect.