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There are no "blokes" in America. It's common "man", "guy" or "dude". If you don't Murican up, we won't be able to understand your troll sermons. Just saying.

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Honey, maybe lay off the orange and white capsules and take a few of the blue and white ones. Then try and lay down. You'll probably be ok by morning.

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Hey, maybe it's just me, but you seem to be giving off a real capering idjit, “Wizard of Oz” flying monkey vibe. Smoke something, please.

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Butterstick?!?!? Is that really you??

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Though it caused quite a führer in the meantime.

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Can we excise ourselves in LFK from the rest of Kobachistan and come with you?

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Sorry. You're not going to ruin my good opinion of Kiwis. This is for you with healing. I love Bret and Jemaine. Bret was in LOTR you know. Boom.

https://youtu.be/zuH3lDND710

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Looks like you need extra help with the healing. Love you!

https://youtu.be/VMvraSQEW5w

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It doesn't matter. He gets his ass shot dead after leaving his gun on the freakin' kitchen counter when he goes to take a crap in just a couple of scenes from now. V. Vega sorts his own self out.

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So, you're not a Kiwi. You're just a regular old neo-nazi, Arkansas, US of A, NURSE. A nurse who regularly threatens people with violence on the internet, especially if they are women. In short, you're scum. A sad little maggot who shouldn't be working as a nurse but don't worry, that will sort itself out shortly, I'm sure.

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No, you're not a nurse anymore. I see that shit has already sorted itself out. And publish away. Don't wait for midnight ET, just drop your little bomb on me now. Pretty Please. With Sugar on Top. I'm really begging here. DO IT TO ME. Asshat.

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See what I mean about the violence shit?

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Oh, and did you notice that I'm owning you ALOT right now? HA!

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I apologize Wonkette, but I just couldn't help myself.

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It's Alisyn you fuckin' half-wit. And hey, where's my doxxing?