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Tessie's avatar

Now would be a really good time for all the journalists to [redacted] him with questions like they should have been doing 10 years ago.

If they get a response of "Quiet, Piggy!" or similar, the next reporter should ask the same question, and the one after that, and the one after that, and the one after that, and the one at the next press conference, etc. etc.

Christopher Bosch's avatar

The area where we went (North West Czechia adjacent to Bavaria) was for many years the center of the Czech bead and button industry, but then the Germans and the Russians killed it.

kmblue187's avatar

I can easily picture Trump running around the White House in his underwear screaming "NOOOOO

THAT'S NOT FAIR" since he was prolly awake in the middle of the night when the ruling came down and woke up his staff and said "NUH-UH" don't you DARE give those poops access back!" and they had to wait until they could catch him, change his diaper, and have Stephen Miller read him "Alice in Wonderland" until he fell asleep. Trump especially likes the part about the Red Queen screaming

"OFF WITH HER HEAD!"

kmblue187's avatar

"so that one landed like an exploding turd."

Second lol.

kmblue187's avatar

"... people being very unfair and refusing to write nicely about him."

SAD!

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

On the way to work today, there was a sign over the highway that said Crash I-10 at Lenox and I thought to myself, what if a crazy whackadoodle had just asked God for a sign and took that to mean that they needed to take I-10 to Lenox and just let Jesus take the wheel?

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

sounds like an order to me!

Shocktreatment's avatar

Watt you know? This is old news for everyone but me, apparently. Schadenfreude delayed is still schadenfreudey, however.

The "Lake America Sweatshirt Lady" is out of work! No more $660,000 a year for a person too stupid to hold a job...

SAGINAW, Mich. — The CEO of Family First Credit Union is no longer with the institution after an AI-altered photograph appearing to show her family wearing “Lake America” sweatshirts prompted an online backlash and a public rebuke from the credit union’s board.

Jane Smith is no longer an employee, effective immediately, the credit union told WJRT...

https://thecudaily.com/jane-smith-lake-america/

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

wait, did SHE do the altering?

Cause if someone else did I dunno why she was fired

Free beach's avatar

I’m guessing family first credit does a a lot business with Canada.

But she’s was also the CEO. Contract clause?

TerseNurse's avatar

Weird article. Apparently SHE used AI to dope up a picture of her and her family, prior to a trip to Canada, and shared it with her sister. Asshole move? Yes, for sure. Should she get fired for it? Questionable in my opinion. Death threats? seems over the top.

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

I do take the Death Threats with a grain of salt anymore.

Every time one of these fucks gets caught doing something bad, they instantly whine death threats, as if that absolves them of what they did.

So I suspect most of the time the death threats probably did not actually happen.

Not sure why she lost her job though. Unless they got lots of canadians in their union, then I could see it

tehbaddr's avatar

Time for the Right Wing Grift Circuit.

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

You know who is a clear and present danger to national security?

Trump.

Trump is a clear and present danger to national security. HO BOY does he check all the insider threat boxes!

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Errbuddy must be keeping the powder dry for TABS. I'm trying to jumpstart my brain here.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Charged! CLEAR!" *presses button on paddles*

Noma Larkey's avatar

Good morning. Up a bit earlier than usual. Hound wanted to go out, so we just stayed up. Turned on Morning Schmoe and guess what story is playing - more ICE fuckery. "Dilley #2" Detention Center Opening in Louisiana. Enough about that. Have the day off to get the Hound Hauler serviced this morning, then a few errands. Gonna try to figure out something fun to fit into the day, as I've been in a 'mood' all week and I need to shake it off. Now, to catch up on the overnight shenanigans here before Tabs drops...

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

If I were a billionaire, I would be buying ads everywhere that went "A Reminder: Just Following Orders does not save you come the reconing"

Then when they squawk, and they will, go "what, I am just talking about the end times"

InMyRoom's avatar

Peacocks trying to masquerade as shore birds. Will they eat fish?

Cheers Y'all's avatar

They can be very rude and in your face if you have food… reminds me of Ziggy’s reports on the geese in her area….tho beautiful… they cut the males signature plumage because…wait for it…..asshole tourists!

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

and don't park a shiny car near them.... they are WICKED when they attack their reflection...

Cheers Y'all's avatar

They seem to like French fries….

Cheers Y'all's avatar

Btw, it’s 2pm here and I’m cocktailing!

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

Wait, do the asshole tourists yank their tail feathers?

Cheers Y'all's avatar

That is my guess from being animal person…and a brief chat with some USA bitch claiming she wanted to snatch one for her hat! Must be related to Susan Collins as said privileged bitch lady is from Maine.

InMyRoom's avatar

It's almost four in the morning, and I am still awake. This sucks. Also,too, I have a lot of stuff I must get done today.

Tonight I am taking a pill at 10 p.m. and will go to sleep.

Insomnia sucks.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I have A LOT of great information that can help you because I struggle with insomnia and have basically got it under control! I'll post it to you this weekend!

🍁  ꕷꖹꕷꗍ  🍂's avatar

Me, too! I fell asleep at 1:00 and woke up at 2:30.

InMyRoom's avatar

You got a nap, not a real sleep.

Noma Larkey's avatar

I had a bad episode of it a few days ago. Yes, it sucks. I hope you get sleep tonight.

InMyRoom's avatar

I've got a ton of must do stuff starting three hours from now. I'll catch a nap this afternoon. This is semi-normal for me now. It's gotten worse as I get older.

Noma Larkey's avatar

I'm lucky if I get 6 hours of zzzz's per night. I couldn't tell you the last time I had a full 8 hours.

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

Insomnia has become my new lifestyle. I do not like it.

InMyRoom's avatar

Sometimes I feel like I have turned into a vampire.

MRK's avatar

Google news, your algorithm is completely fucked if you think 3 Fox News stories about celebrities, two of which are about them wearing almost nothing and the third of which is about Roseanne still have a grudge against people calling out her bullshit, are 'Picks for me.'

This is why I don't have to seek out right-wing perspectives, though. They're forced on me everywhere I go.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

You licked on that ONE Ben Shapiro story that ONE time ... now you're branded for-EVAH!

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

OBJECTION!

I never liked a ben shapiro story! Though One Wood will never not be funny

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Maybe not Ben, but people like him, Rogen, Jones, and Carlson are the algorithmic gateway clicks to the harder stuff …

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

I report every fox link they throw at me as misleading or whatever.

The algorithm thinks it is smart and now buries the fox stories down thread, but I seek them out and merrily report them

It amuses me

InMyRoom's avatar

There is always a story about some woman wearing almost nothing to some event. And a story about what some woman is wearing that is the coolest new trendy item in the universe.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

That's why nazi Richard Spencer called social media a pipeline to right-wing extremism.

MRK's avatar

We even get it here, not through the posters themselves, but through the links some post to mock right wingers.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

It's important sometimes to know thine enemy.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 “𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘦𝘯. 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘍𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯 (𝘋-𝘗𝘈), 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘴𝘳𝘢𝘦𝘭, 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘵.”

𝗥𝗲𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 '𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘄'

https://www.alternet.org/trump-iran-war-resolution/

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

Dear press, the Republicans are not breaking with trump

The republicans are desperately trying to keep their seats

Stop congratulating them for an 11th hour conversion thanks. Their desperate ploy only works if we let it

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

"Besides, when you hit your thumb with an eight-pound hammer it’s nice to be able to blaspheme. It takes a very special and strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down with their hand clasped under their other armpit and shout, “Oh, random fluctuations-in-the-space-time-contiuum!” or “Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch!”

Edit: dangit- From Sir Pterry

tek's avatar

Dean of The Fetterman School of Politics at The University of Ohgofuckyourself.

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

They keep using that word.

I don't think it means what they think it means

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Cause you gotta be real fucked in the head for that nonsense.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗗𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗗𝗮𝘆, 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗲𝘀, 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗱𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀

https://archive.ph/0S4jq [Hearst Connecticut]

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𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦’𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 250-𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘵-𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘵 𝘴𝘺𝘮𝘣𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤 𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘯 𝘔𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘈𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘕𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘊𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 “𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵” 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 40 𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴.

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽-𝗣𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗣𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗹 𝗧𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗢𝗳 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽’𝘀 𝗔𝗿𝗰𝗵

https://www.joemygod.com/2026/09/trump-picked-panel-terminates-review-of-trumps-arch/

MRK's avatar

There's is where it would be good to have a Congress actually interested in doing its job.

tek's avatar

"I didn't get a Harumph outta that guy."

Whale Chowder's avatar

"You better watch yer ass!"