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chascates's avatar

4Chan Beats Out FBI, News Media in Identifying Boston Bombing Suspect <a href="http://www.prisonplanet.com..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.prisonplanet.com/sunil-tripathi-4chan-...">http://www.prisonplanet.com...

bobbert's avatar

Hence, all aspirin is alike.

/meta-grammar Nazi

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Is there some nut out there who sends poisoned letters to congress after every major terror event? WTF?

Joshua Norton's avatar

CNN should just run a yule log for the rest of the week.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I likes me some Tamron, she makes me want to "rough up the suspect" a little, if you know what I mean.

Joshua Norton's avatar

A big scoop now-a-days is being the first network to retract their story.

Shypixel's avatar

Somehow, I am not surprised that Trix likes being on top.

/toofar?

Mahousu's avatar

I disagree: The Battle of Hastings in 1066 gave the Normans possession of the English crown. Galileo Galilei discovered the four largest moons of Jupiter in 1610. Napoleon was first exiled to Elba, but managed to escape back to France. Four colors suffice. All aspirin's alike.

Most of these things are true.

Shypixel's avatar

The facts go in, bullshit goes out, never a mis-communication. You can't explain that.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Oh to be as smart as these Members of Mensa and have it all figured out so quickly and easily.

Let's just agree that anything reported in the first 48 hours of a cable news/wingnut feeding frenzy is always going to be wrong.

Shypixel's avatar

Ah, but can we do both? If we were so inclined?

#playingwithfire

chascates's avatar

Well, here are the pictures purporting to show the bomber. Is he white or a shade of brown? <a href="http://imgur.com/a/sUrnA" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://imgur.com/a/sUrnA">http://imgur.com/a/sUrnA</a>

Shypixel's avatar

Oh, C'mon...

If wild speculation isn't news, I don't know what is.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Me play funny, me play joke, me go pee pee on your dumbass rush to scoop.

Shypixel's avatar

What am I missing? Not seeing it?

Conspiracy? Cover-up? Illuminati!!!!

Shypixel's avatar

Here at our Wnket, Snark beats Speed.

Also: we are all very old, and type far too slowly for such shenanigans. Too.

As Well.