CNN Sends Very Important Press Release At 11:37 AM On Inauguration Day
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Hey so like half an hour before our very first black president EVER was sworn in, which is to say, when there wasn't a whole lot going on, anywhere, CNN decided to notify various press outlets that they had released a rush transcript of Wolf Blitzer explaining the techmologies behind their new space alien spybot in the sky. It was very informative! Press release after the jump.
CNN Sends Very Important Press Release At 11:37 AM On Inauguration Day
CNN Sends Very Important Press Release At…
CNN Sends Very Important Press Release At 11:37 AM On Inauguration Day
Hey so like half an hour before our very first black president EVER was sworn in, which is to say, when there wasn't a whole lot going on, anywhere, CNN decided to notify various press outlets that they had released a rush transcript of Wolf Blitzer explaining the techmologies behind their new space alien spybot in the sky. It was very informative! Press release after the jump.