15 Comments

Sounds like TLC, but that's a TV channel, not a person.

Expand full comment

"I’ll have you know Community Theater has historically functioned as a place where annoying people could conduct extramarital affairs without bothering normal people."

Covenient excuse for thrice-weekly bar hopping after rehearsal, also, too.

Expand full comment

I watched Toddlers and Tiaras last night for the first and last time. Sweet Jesus, what a pile of feotid dingo's kidneys.

Expand full comment

The best thing about that link is that it is from October, and the comments are along the lines of "Romney being sworn in on MLK Jr day will be a victory not only for black America, but ALL America." and "Fear not - Mitt Romney will take the oath of office on Sun., Jan. 20."

Sweet, sweet schaedenfruede, will you ever lose your deliciousness?

Expand full comment

We're doomed.

Expand full comment

OK, let's just pretend for a moment that the word "conservative" actually has a meaning.

"Conservative" is all about opposing societal change. The civil rights movement was a movement for societal change. It's simply impossible for MLK to have been a conservative, <em>by definition</em>.

Fuck me, some people are profoundly stupid.

Expand full comment

<i>smell of profit</i>

i think you mean smell of patchouli.

Expand full comment

as a gen x-er i have spent my life railing against baby boomers - and often thought they made my generation's path much harder. they were always in the way. making noise.

Expand full comment

to be fair, ashland OR has a fantastic shakespeare festival.

Expand full comment

Ouch.

Expand full comment

Among the notable alumnae of Ashland University -- Madalyn Murray O'Hair.

Go figure.

Expand full comment

Mika, is that you?

Expand full comment

I'm a fucking baby boomer, and most of the rest of us have been pissing me off for decades. So go for it.

Expand full comment

I think a more interesting question is was Hitler a conservative? Discuss.

Expand full comment

Right. Conservatives aren't suppressing the vote because of racism, it's to prevent nonexistent voter fraud.

Expand full comment