Last-place cable news network CNN (which literally means "Cable News Network") has a new boss, Ken Jautz from sleazeball-idiocracy sister station Headline News, which hasn't broadcast any news beyond celebrity abortions, videos of animals farting and redneck baby-cannibalism trials since, we imagine, the first Gulf War. Jonathan Klein, the genius executive behind such hits as "A Retarded Person Named Rick Sanchez Is Confused By Earth But Fascinated By Fire and Loud Noises," was just fired and didn't even get to come to work today to clean out his desk, which was stuffed with drool-caked issues of
<i>Some people say</i> that CNN was produced BY retards FOR retards. What say you? Ah, well, we&#039;re out of time, we&#039;ll just have to leave it there. I&#039;m sure this debate will continue for some time to come.
Anderson Cooper needs to gay CNN up, in order to save it. And I don&#039;t mean having him make funnies with gay icon Kathy Griffin, or wander around the middle east with his bulging biceps showing through his tight gay t-shirt, either. No, I mean <i> gay it <b>up.</i></b>
<i>Some people say</i> that CNN was produced BY retards FOR retards. What say you? Ah, well, we&#039;re out of time, we&#039;ll just have to leave it there. I&#039;m sure this debate will continue for some time to come.
Putting a &quot;What? Too soon?&quot; after that would have been a nice touch.
hee hee. you said crank and hand.
(I am Not a stalker.)
Anderson Cooper needs to gay CNN up, in order to save it. And I don&#039;t mean having him make funnies with gay icon Kathy Griffin, or wander around the middle east with his bulging biceps showing through his tight gay t-shirt, either. No, I mean <i> gay it <b>up.</i></b>