Last-place cable news network CNN (which literally means "Cable News Network") has a new boss, Ken Jautz from sleazeball-idiocracy sister station Headline News, which hasn't broadcast any news beyond celebrity abortions, videos of animals farting and redneck baby-cannibalism trials since, we imagine, the first Gulf War.
<i>Some people say</i> that CNN was produced BY retards FOR retards. What say you? Ah, well, we&#039;re out of time, we&#039;ll just have to leave it there. I&#039;m sure this debate will continue for some time to come.
Anderson Cooper needs to gay CNN up, in order to save it. And I don&#039;t mean having him make funnies with gay icon Kathy Griffin, or wander around the middle east with his bulging biceps showing through his tight gay t-shirt, either. No, I mean <i> gay it <b>up.</i></b>
<i>Some people say</i> that CNN was produced BY retards FOR retards. What say you? Ah, well, we&#039;re out of time, we&#039;ll just have to leave it there. I&#039;m sure this debate will continue for some time to come.
Putting a &quot;What? Too soon?&quot; after that would have been a nice touch.
hee hee. you said crank and hand.
(I am Not a stalker.)
Anderson Cooper needs to gay CNN up, in order to save it. And I don&#039;t mean having him make funnies with gay icon Kathy Griffin, or wander around the middle east with his bulging biceps showing through his tight gay t-shirt, either. No, I mean <i> gay it <b>up.</i></b>