Coverage of the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines flight MH 370 is now getting into the "alternative theory" phase: as anyone knows, planes don't just vanish into thin air. So CNN's Don Lemon and guest Brad Meltzer, bored with actual reporting, gave serious consideration Sunday to the possibility that the plane
<i>&quot;... the supernatural power of God...&quot;</i>
God always obeys the laws of physics and probability. That ain&#039;t very <i>super</i>-natural. It&#039;s more like ... <i>natural</i>.
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You need to get the ignore-hannity patch for your ironometer, or it will break all the fucking time.
Excuse me.
Oh, for fuck&#039;s sake.
Are you sure it wasn&#039;t a chemtrail?
&quot;Air Raid&quot; (John Varley) was a really good short story. Short stories almost never support film adaptations.
FOUND
Because there&#039;s no fucking way to tell where he might have landed.
I&#039;m not a geographician or such, but isn&#039;t the Bermuda Triangle on the other side of the globe?
Probably used Occam&#039;s Razor so that he could pass undetected.
Obviously CNN is making another play for Fox&#039;s viewers.
<i>&quot;... the supernatural power of God...&quot;</i>
God always obeys the laws of physics and probability. That ain&#039;t very <i>super</i>-natural. It&#039;s more like ... <i>natural</i>.
Maybe if the Earth was round. But in CNN/Fox reality, it&#039;s <i>across</i> the &quot;globe&quot;.
Yes. Hannity. <a href="http://crooksandliars.com/2..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://crooksandliars.com/2014/03/missing-malaysi...">http://crooksandliars.com/2...
Were there any Lizard People on the jet?
Alien tractor beam. Has to be.
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