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bobbert's avatar

You need to get the ignore-hannity patch for your ironometer, or it will break all the fucking time.

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Excuse me.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

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Are you sure it wasn't a chemtrail?

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"Air Raid" (John Varley) was a really good short story. Short stories almost never support film adaptations.

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Because there's no fucking way to tell where he might have landed.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I'm not a geographician or such, but isn't the Bermuda Triangle on the other side of the globe?

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Probably used Occam's Razor so that he could pass undetected.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Obviously CNN is making another play for Fox's viewers.

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<i>"... the supernatural power of God..."</i>

God always obeys the laws of physics and probability. That ain't very <i>super</i>-natural. It's more like ... <i>natural</i>.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Maybe if the Earth was round. But in CNN/Fox reality, it's <i>across</i> the "globe".

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Were there any Lizard People on the jet?

chascates's avatar

Alien tractor beam. Has to be.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Submitted for your approval: <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Odyssey_of_Flight_33" target="_blank">The Odyssey of Flight 33</a>