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Kaili piss in your coffee at some point or something? I don't see what is bad or wrong with what she is saying here. Also not sure why mentioning mackinnon as someone she obviously studied in school is such a red flag, would be like a philosophy major mentioning Kant or something.

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Your argument about MacKinnon would be more credible if, you know, she had ever actually fucking said that. <a href="http://www.snopes.com/quote..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.snopes.com/quotes/mackinnon.asp">http://www.snopes.com/quote...

I can do nothing but roll my eyes at the idea that lemon's bumbling, insensitive line of reasoning was somehow necessary for the "too stupid to imagine the mechanical aspects of being raped" crowd to become enlightened.

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Dick biting should work for rape. After all, it works for Don Lemon to avoid field assignments in war zones.

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I find this post difficult to masturbate to.

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Is dick biting going to be taught in self-defense classes now? Because it sounds like a move you need to be trained to implement, rather than just improvising in the field.

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Oh, great, now when a woman smiles at me, it could be her way of letting me know she's got a set of good, strong teeth.

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Blessed are the dickbiters.

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Wow...just wow. I could have a black belt in snark and I couldn't come up with anything to counter this.

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Well, when you're playing 11-dimensional chess, it takes a long time to just set up the board.

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There was a 70s movie called Last House on the Left that has a scene with this kind of rape deterrent. I still have nightmares. I think there was a remake.... did not watch.

Lemon should get the treatment for that kind of comment.

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Because of course there's no possible reason to believe that men who rape women would be at all inclined to respond to violence with more extreme violence.

What the fuck does Don Lemon have to do to get fired? He's been trying <em>so hard</em>, y'all.

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That's not a hashtag, that's an oxymoron.

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THIS

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