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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Only one eye. You libs are always trying to make things seem worse than they are!

Lefty Mark's avatar

See? This is why everyone in the household needs to have ready access to multiple firearms without restrictions on the capacities of magazines or clips. Because a well-armed family is a well-disciplined family. This kind of problem calls for Second Amendment remedies. Plus tax cuts for the wealthy and the repeal of Obamacare.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

I'm still struggling with the depth of the hole he kept digging there. He started with not learning from mistakes, moved into ignorance and bad logic and ended in "What the flaming fuck are you even talking about?" territory. Fear does not equal respect.

Ikimizi's avatar

There you go with your science again. Don Lemon doesn't believe in science.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

They always had those damn, dirty Quebekers to revile and discriminate against, as well as an array of First Nations, so their social bigotry quota was too full to include the Negro.

Ikimizi's avatar

"I don’t believe that"

I'm going to totally plagiarize my comment from the climate change denial congressman post: See, that's what's so great about faith. Once you know what you believe, you don't have to waste time learning about stuff.

SullivanSt's avatar

What a weird collection of incoherent thoughts float around Don Lemon's head. I dread to think what the field of psychology would be like if he'd been one of Freud's six case studies or however few it was.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

But be sure to include extra special terrorizing, by making them choose the implements.

WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE, WERE YOU RAISED BY THE CHARACTER IN "SAW"?!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Why didn't he cold slap her ass? They were talking about spanking, right?

artem1s's avatar

I would be swearing with the damn soap still in my mouth.

schmannity's avatar

WTF? Do Black Labs respond to beatings better than Samoyeds?

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

He lends new meaning to the phrase "Keep your cotton-pickin' hands off of ...."

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Thank you,. You said it better than I could.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

If you beat a dog long enough and hard enough, Don, sooner or later that dog is gonna rip your throat out. That's probably not the philosophy you want to use for parenting.