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Bette Knott-Douthat.

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And while you're there, what's another word for "synonym"?

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Manophilia?

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We're marching, marching to Shibboleth,With the Eagle and the Sword!We're praising Zion 'til her death,Until we meet our last reward!

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He will, he's so tedious...

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Anytime you see MyPillow Dude with anyone besides iiTrump, its a toxic relationship....

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They always are.

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Bless their hearts, in the classic Southern sense of that phrase.

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Nah, they don't deserve a euphemism. Fuck them.

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War Master, deep cut!

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Ain't it amazeballs how politely they arrest the white woman kicking them while they do it? A 20 year old black male would have never survived that arrest.

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"All because I dared tell the truth..."She told the grandkids. Enough mental health trouble in one place, they'll name a syndrome after her.

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Already there. Go with the period panties. For leaks.

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It’s obscene. Any black person would’ve been lucky to get out alive.

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In the South, bless your heart in not euphemism.

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COMMUNIST 11!!ELEVENTYI try to stick with the classics

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