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sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

Has nobody made the joke about "getting stoned" in Colorado yet?

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Villago Delenda Est  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

To his eternal credit, Jimmy Carter once said of Jerry Falwell that Falwell could go to hell in the biblical sense.

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John Norris's avatar

Poor baby.

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bobbert's avatar

Parenthetically, but WTF, Denver Post?

"She survived but her 34-week-old baby girl did not".

It doesn't make the crime any less heinous, but that was a 34-week fetus.

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Then he stomped his little cloven hoofed feet and shook his little clawed fists. Fixed.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Well sure he was a bad fit for the Health, Insurance and Environment Committee but he's perfect for the Local Government Committee. Surely even you liblabs can see that.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Murdered in a brutal stoning attack = Losing a committee assignment. OK, now I see how it works.

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Bobo Yeats Druid-Jones VIII's avatar

Poor thing. Can you imagine looking and listening to him through an entire church service?

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mailman27's avatar

IKR? First one eye, then the other.

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

If I lived in his district I would run against him just to troll the shit out of him with "hold on Klinger, I'm gettin' another message from The Father" remarks during the debate.

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mailman27's avatar

Where are the "unpopular Bible verses" about slicing pregnant women open?

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Walter Wellstone's avatar

Klingenschmitt,Scuttlebutt,Who gives a shit?

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Probably the beginning of a purge. The Republicans expected to be riding high on their Citizens United megabucks, but instead they are foundering because the tea baggers are freaking everyone out. Scapegoat time, and guess who's on the block.

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

Hosea 13:16 - Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

Yep, it's really in there. Ugh.

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Querolous's avatar

"___ ______ __ _______"

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๐”…๐”ข๐”ข๐”ฉ๐”ท๐”ข๐”Ÿ๐”ฒ๐”Ÿ๐”Ÿ๐”ž's avatar

To be fair, even the most fire-and-brimstony preachers don't get to use that verse too often - I can see why Klinger jumped at the chance.

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