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Brian Bixby's avatar

I prefer the version for COVID19 deniers, "Let's Go Darwin!"

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Sam's avatar

Nicely summed up.

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Brian Bixby's avatar

There's a perennial candidate in the Seattle area, normally for Port Commissioner, who just goes by 'Good Space Guy'. His proposals are interesting, but unfortunately he's a Libertardian.

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Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy come to mind. There's a difference between being funny and being mean, and they seem to cross it far too often.

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The NASCAR driver Brandon has lost sponsorships because of it.

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"Stupid people should have to carry signs that just say, 'I'm stupid'. That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign." - Bill Engvall

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roberteye's avatar

Right. That's just their standard projection.

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Emil Muz's avatar

ya know Dave, can I call ya Dave? Can I call you Let's just to speed things up?If you're in love with the 'moniker', go ahead and make it official. Add it as part of your legal gub'ment nym and get a judge to sign off.

Here in Dayton, we had a woman who would run for city commission, and Everyone knew who Bootsie Neal was. Problem was her actual given name was Idotha, so she occasionally didn't get enough votes in the non-partisan open primary. She decided she'd fix that and had her name changed legally to Idotha Bootsie Neal (may her memory be blessed). Never lost another election.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Well I'm sorry I can't vote for you. (Unless I move states.)

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Mark Linimon's avatar

and what about Walks In The Rain? Inquring minds want to know!

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Just us. "Hello there nice to see you."

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Only if you do not reveal your Secret Shame.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

PREAAAACH

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Klapaucius's avatar

Don’t be so hard on poor ol’ Dave. "Let's Go Brandon" is clearly pushing the limit of his ability to articulate a coherent argument.

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brandodell's avatar

I don't think Ron White is conservative--I've seen a lot of liberal messages in his standup and don't recall him saying anything right wing. Larry the Cable Guy I think is more conservative, I recall in 2016 he said he was voting for Gary Johnson. I don't think he's MAGA though.

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brandodell's avatar

Russia shouldn't be "proud" of beating the Nazis. They did everything they could to enable Hitler right up until they literally had no choice because he invaded them, and they bungled that to the point that they'd have lost overwhelmingly but for (1) extreme winter and (2) a willingness to feed millions of their own into a meat grinder because why bother with strategy when your own people's lives are easily expendable? Then they raped and murdered their way through every civilian in their path on their way to Berlin, and screwed over half the continent for another 40 years.

Fuck those guys.

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